Some of the Real Housewives have hot bodies. Plain and simple. Even if these women who are famous for being famous -- and who probably bought the majority of their body parts -- grate on your very last nerve, there's no denying that some of them look smokin' in a swimsuit. And, um, clearly they know it, being that they prance around on television in itty-bitty bikinis.

Warning: You may feel a little dirty reading this, and like you need to do something smart afterwards, but here are the 5 Hottest Housewife Bikini Bods.