Some of the Real Housewives have hot bodies. Plain and simple. Even if these women who are famous for being famous -- and who probably bought the majority of their body parts -- grate on your very last nerve, there's no denying that some of them look smokin' in a swimsuit. And, um, clearly they know it, being that they prance around on television in itty-bitty bikinis.
Warning: You may feel a little dirty reading this, and like you need to do something smart afterwards, but here are the 5 Hottest Housewife Bikini Bods.
All I have to say here is: Ramona Singer is 55.
Really, it doesn't get much bikini-hotter than Brandi. This mom of two isn't only tall, she's literally built like a Barbie. You know, if you're into that sort of thing.
Guess we can credit her toned bod to runs throughout the streets of New York City. Whatever she's doing, it's working.
Alexis Bellino has definitely had some enhancements, but "Jesus Barbie" looks pretty damn good in a swimsuit.
Sonja Morgan pretty much summed it up when she said, "Look at the ass on Carole. No wonder Clooney did her for a year." Yep.