‘Plastic Wives’ Stars Women With the Worst Cosmetic Surgery You’ve Ever Seen (VIDEO)

plastic wivesHere's a question I never thought I'd ponder: would I ever want to see a woman's labia in a jar? I didn't really think it through before I pressed play on the promo for TLC's new show Plastic Wives, and then there it was, a removed labia, in a jar, in my face.

The show is ostensibly about the wives of some of Beverly Hills' most revered plastic and cosmetic surgeons and how these "women" lead lives as half-human, half-artificial-compound cyborgs living and half-breathing in California.


The show follows about four or five women who all sadly think they're their husbands' best advertisements, but really, most people, like us, look at them like they've lost their minds. From the giant lips to the rock-hard breasts to the tummy tucks, liposuction, nose jobs, arm jobs, and yes, labia jobs, they basically look sort of disgusting.

There is good news, though: at least now Lindsay Lohan has something to fall back on when this whole acting thing wears off. She's a perfect candidate for this show. All we gotta do is find her a plastic surgeon husband ... shouldn't be too hard, right LiLo?

Watch the Plastic Wives promo and let me know: will you tune in to the show?


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