For better or worse, when the pressure of being single is off, we're more apt to eat what we like to eat, spend our time doing what we most enjoy doing, and yes, even wear what we're most comfortable in -- which is, nine times out of 10, yoga pants, sweatpants, t-shirts, hoodies (aka apparel that's like one step above a Forever Lazy). So it's no surprise that she's so obviously head-over-heels for Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis has been seen out and about in her not-so-fashion-forward collection of "In Love & I Just Don't Care!"-wear. Most of us couldn't care less and figure she'd be Esquire cover-ready in a paper bag, right?
But Mila's currently "frumpy, dumpy," "schlubby" style is a serious matter to fashionistas. The New York Post fashion editor Raakhee Mirchandani has now even accused her of "dressing to depress." Hooo boy!
In a rant published yesterday, Mirchandani blasts Mila and Ashton for being "a match made in casual dressing hell." Apparently, her most recent "gym wear" looks indicate that she's "seemingly eager to shed her 'Sexiest Woman Alive' title." (Yes, of coooourse! That's it!) Mirchandani seems aghast that a gorgeous young actress like Mila isn't dressing like a fashionplate 24/7. After all, even celebs who are MOMS -- like Gwen Stefani and Jessica Alba -- seem to know how to pull themselves together! And Mila isn't even a mom yet! So why is she dressing like a schlubby, stressed-out one?
Newsflash for The New York Post Fashion Police: More than likely, Mila doesn't feel like she needs to cater to paparazzi cameras flashing in her face and following her around when she and loverboy are doing everyday chores like getting coffee, walking the dog, eating lunch, etc. More than likely, she and Ashton are throwing on whatever they please before heading back to their love nest where they resume being NAKED, and they just don't care!
As long as Mila isn't showing up to NY Fashion Week or the Met Costume Ball in a track suit, it's no one's goshdurn business if she's dressing like she just rolled out of bed. Seriously, these kvetching fashion writers' love -- and sex! -- lives must be as empty as their stomachs and joyless as their appetites. Because otherwise, they'd so get it!
What do you think about the complaints and critique about Mila's mega-casual style?
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