Elin Nordgren: Not "the" bikini pic, thoThere are no words. Elin Nordegren, Tiger Woods' ex who he idiotically cheated on, was photographed in a sexy lingerie-looking bikini recently while frolicking on a beach in the Bahamas. All I can say is: Good god this mom of two is hot. Actually, that's not all I can say. I'd like to add this addendum: Tiger, are you insane for cheating on this fine specimen?! It really doesn't get much more stunning than this!
I mean, Elin was born gorgeous, and she's balls-to-the-wall rich, which always helps people be their most attractive, but this is on another level. When I came across this photo of Elin in a sexy black swimsuit during my Internet travels this morning, I was literally stopped in my tracks. I didn't realize it was her at first. I thought it might have been some 18-year-old British reality star I'd never heard of or something. But when I realized it was 33-year-old mom Nordegren, I was floored. I mean, I always knew she was a beautiful woman, but perhaps I forgot 'cause girlfriend's been laying low. And perhaps her body is even more impressive to me now that I have a kid of my own.
Tiger, you crazy, dude. To risk losing a smokin' hot Swedish import like this has to have been the dumbest move of your life. Of anyone's life. Serves you right to have to stare at sexy photos of your ex, reminding you of what you lost.
How hot is Elin?
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