Lindsay Lohan Looks 45 With Her New Puffed-Up Face

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lindsay lohanHeavens to Betsy, it's gotten worse. Lindsay Lohan's plastic surgery has somehow just, I mean, there's no other way to say this, it's simply gotten worse. I thought it couldn't! But it did. Lindsay was photographed in London this week, ahead of rumors that she'll be joining the U.K.'s Celebrity Big Brother house, looking like a g.d. wax figure.

I'm afraid if she steps under one of those fancy outdoor heaters at a hotel, she'll melt, leaving behind an on-loan fur coat and a Chanel purse, which will both be repo'd so fast Dina Lohan won't even have time to steal them.

So here's what I think Lindsay's had done. She got balled up socks surgically implanted in her cheeks; she's got a handful of gummy worms sewn into her top and bottom lips; the skin between her eyelid and her eyebrows has been filled with pieces cut out from a Dr. Scholl's high heel pad; and her forehead's been shellacked with a mixture of cement and that gel wax manicure stuff you can get at the nail salon.

The only thing that hasn't changed (noticeably, anyway) is her nose ... but from the way things are going, it's only a matter of time before that's replaced with Kate Middleton's sniffer. I hear it's a very popular choice these days.

Poor Lindsay. She just won't stop filling her face. Just a little over a year ago she dabbled with some plastic surgery and now she can't stop, won't stop. Yikes.

What do you think?

 

Photo via Pacific Coast News

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cleig... cleigh717

You r ryt but I wud not have made fun of her. She looks twice her age. Poor girl. Living proof that money doesn't buy happiness.

cleig... cleigh717

And why oh why does everyone in tinseltown want to look the same? Looking younger and the same work that evrione else is having really just makes then all look the same. Farrah that teen mom chic ne1?

cleig... cleigh717

And why oh why does everyone in tinseltown want to look the same? Looking younger and the same work that evrione else is having really just makes then all look the same. Farrah that teen mom chic ne1?

Sierr... SierraLynn

Oh good lord. She looks terrible. She used to be such a beautiful girl. Sad.

dirti... dirtiekittie

i agree, she's seen better days. however, if you compare this picture to the one of her from NYE in london, she looked like a worn out rag doll in dirty clothes. this look is far healthier than that night was, i'll give her that. 


the poor girl needs so much help, she's not just a celebrity trainwreck anymore... she's a sad shell of a person it seems. i kinda feel sorry for her. 

mompam mompam

Your description was perfect. Ha ha. She used to be so beautiful. This is so sad. Why would she do this?

hello... hellokd87

Is she trying to start the trend of a used and abused (abuser, to be exact) actress? If she doesn't get the help she needs, she's just going to keep spiralling out of control and wondering where the script offers are going, since her mailbox is empty.

Maias... MaiasMommy619

Where is she getting all the money to do this??!

Anony... AnonyMOUSE715

Wow........... What happened? Parent trap, freaky Friday? She was so sweet..

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