Lindsay Lohan Looks 45 With Her New Puffed-Up Face

lindsay lohanHeavens to Betsy, it's gotten worse. Lindsay Lohan's plastic surgery has somehow just, I mean, there's no other way to say this, it's simply gotten worse. I thought it couldn't! But it did. Lindsay was photographed in London this week, ahead of rumors that she'll be joining the U.K.'s Celebrity Big Brother house, looking like a g.d. wax figure.

I'm afraid if she steps under one of those fancy outdoor heaters at a hotel, she'll melt, leaving behind an on-loan fur coat and a Chanel purse, which will both be repo'd so fast Dina Lohan won't even have time to steal them.


So here's what I think Lindsay's had done. She got balled up socks surgically implanted in her cheeks; she's got a handful of gummy worms sewn into her top and bottom lips; the skin between her eyelid and her eyebrows has been filled with pieces cut out from a Dr. Scholl's high heel pad; and her forehead's been shellacked with a mixture of cement and that gel wax manicure stuff you can get at the nail salon.

The only thing that hasn't changed (noticeably, anyway) is her nose ... but from the way things are going, it's only a matter of time before that's replaced with Kate Middleton's sniffer. I hear it's a very popular choice these days.

Poor Lindsay. She just won't stop filling her face. Just a little over a year ago she dabbled with some plastic surgery and now she can't stop, won't stop. Yikes.

What do you think?


Photo via Pacific Coast News

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