Kim Kardashian's Wardrobe Malfunction Clearly Is Because She 'Forgot' to Wear Underwear

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Just a normal workout outfit
Kim Kardashian's baby bump is all the rage these days. Obvs. But I want to talk about something different regarding Kanye's baby mama for a minute here: Her butt. More specifically, the fact that the world was able to see it and all its shining glory because Kim apparently "forgot" to wear underwear to the gym recently. Damn you, pregnancy brain! Always making people who are photographed 900 times a day forget to wear underwear!

It's hard to tell if one would be able to see Kim's naked butt without the flash of a camera. I sort of feel like if you looked hard enough -- which, let's face it, people probably were (I mean, it's Kim's butt) -- you could. Spandex, when stretched, is kind of sheer. That's pretty common knowledge, right? So, why not throw on a pair of underwear, or even a thong, under those bad boys, Kim? You don't want people seeing your behind, do you? That's so not you!

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Panty lines are unattractive. I get that. But there are a bajillion ways to not have any. And I'm sure Kim knows about plenty of these ways. She pretty much gets dressed for a living. She knew she was going to be photographed when she left her house; she knows camera flashes can see through certain types of clothing (we all do!). Why not just wear something underneath? Or not walk directly in front of paparazzi while going up stairs? Or tie a sweatshirt around your waist? Really, the possibilities are endless. That said, though, if Kim did do any of these things, what would I have been doing for the last 20 minutes? Probably nothing nearly productive. 

What do you think of Kim's wardrobe malfunction?

 

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nonmember avatar Janice

It is done by design to stay relevant and in the news. It has happened before.

Karma... KarmaGrant

You really think she forgot?! How does anyone "forget" to wear underwear?! They don't. So she chose to go commando. Big deal. Oh right it is a big deal to you because otherwise you'd have done nothing productive in the 20 minutes it took you to wrote this piece of garbage. Wait, that wasn't productive either! 

Keran... Kerannmer

It's a good thing she has millions of dollars to pay for that expensive and immediate butt lift after the baby's born, cuz that thang is gonna head straight south!


 

Aeris... AerisKate

Haha...a thong is not going to keep your butt covered where people can't see it.  Pretty much everything you can see in these pics, you would still see if she were wearing a thong. 

clemmy clemmy

wow it's nice to see that her ass does NOT look fantastic in those pants... you can even see some cottage cheese butt in one of the shots... and she looks quite a bit like octomom in a few... HAHA!!

nonmember avatar karisma

Holy pressed ham, Batman! That thing looks like it's trying to escape!

heave... heavenlybliss19

Besides the fact that those are NOT flattering pics... every shot makes it look like she's scratching her butt!

nonmember avatar Jim

Who cares about this whale butt anyway. By the time she gives birth that buty will have reached epic proportion and at a width that should have Mr West running for cover.

nonmember avatar liz

she never wears panties! skanky slore!

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