Oh FARRAH! My Farrah, your fearful trip is done; your ship has weathered every rack; the prize you sought is won. The port is near, the bells I hear, the people are all exulting, for there stands Farrah Abraham, a Teen Mom in a bikini.
Farrah was in Orlando over the holidays and, evidently, had a wonderful, if not eye-opening time. She tweeted that the New Year symbolizes the "most funnest time" of her life, and when she wasn't expounding deep thoughts on Twitter and taking in the festivities at the theme park, Farrah was poolside with her daughter, Sophia.
The 21-year-old reality star has spent a lot of money on her new body and face, so it's no wonder she wanted to show it off. Back in October, Farrah got 16 grand worth of "improvements" to her face, which included a nose job and a chin implant. That's after, of course, she got breast implants last year.
She has no plans to stop, either. Farrah's so enamoured with plastic surgery that she suggested people give gift cards for self-improvement procedures to friends and family this holiday season, and is apparently looking forward to when she can go under the knife again -- she allegedly wants to do her cheeks so she can look more like Kim Kardashian.
But, from the looks of things, Farrah doesn't need (nor does anyone) any more plastic surgery. She looks great in her bathing suit. Hopefully that, and some self-confidence and inner peace, will be enough to thwart her from getting anything else done.
Because, if she doesn't stop soon, she may end up looking more fake than Adrienne Maloof. Which is really, really saying something.
Do you think Farrah looks good?
Photo via mtv.com
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to the non-guests who commented above me: you must be new here. snark is required in 3/5th of the stories. ;)
as for farrah - WHY would someone pay to make their face look like a horse?!? that chin implant and nose job did her NO JUSTICE in the slightest. she was prettier before. also, you have to wonder what kind of image that sends to your child: "no honey, you're perfect just the way you are. mommy, on the other hand, needs your college fund for butt injections......"
Well.... I wish my stomach look like that, all I can afford is lasering... :(
To bad they dont have a surgery to fix her snotty attitude and horrible personality. I cant stand Farrah or her bratty daughter. Maybe one day she will realize that the world doesnt revolve around her and, despite what she thinks, not everybody likes/loves her and not everybody is a fan of hers. She is raising her daughter to be a brat and a jerk just like she is. No wonder she cant keep a man around.
looks like farrah has a tiny baby bump in some of the pics like she's preggo LOL