Oh FARRAH! My Farrah, your fearful trip is done; your ship has weathered every rack; the prize you sought is won. The port is near, the bells I hear, the people are all exulting, for there stands Farrah Abraham, a Teen Mom in a bikini.
Farrah was in Orlando over the holidays and, evidently, had a wonderful, if not eye-opening time. She tweeted that the New Year symbolizes the "most funnest time" of her life, and when she wasn't expounding deep thoughts on Twitter and taking in the festivities at the theme park, Farrah was poolside with her daughter, Sophia.
The 21-year-old reality star has spent a lot of money on her new body and face, so it's no wonder she wanted to show it off. Back in October, Farrah got 16 grand worth of "improvements" to her face, which included a nose job and a chin implant. That's after, of course, she got breast implants last year.
She has no plans to stop, either. Farrah's so enamoured with plastic surgery that she suggested people give gift cards for self-improvement procedures to friends and family this holiday season, and is apparently looking forward to when she can go under the knife again -- she allegedly wants to do her cheeks so she can look more like Kim Kardashian.
But, from the looks of things, Farrah doesn't need (nor does anyone) any more plastic surgery. She looks great in her bathing suit. Hopefully that, and some self-confidence and inner peace, will be enough to thwart her from getting anything else done.
Because, if she doesn't stop soon, she may end up looking more fake than Adrienne Maloof. Which is really, really saying something.
Do you think Farrah looks good?
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