I don't know why it never crossed my mind before, but once I heard that Teen Mom Farrah Abraham was getting all that plastic surgery so she could look like Kim Kardashian, I was like, hello! Duh. That makes sense, slash doesn't make sense at all.
Here's the thing: according to a source, Farrah thinks Kim's the prettiest lady in all the land (makes sense) and is paying tens of thousands of dollars to copy her facial structure (doesn't make sense whatsoever). Farrah's going to ruin herself trying to look like Kim. In fact, she's already planning more surgery!
Apparently, Farrah's happy with her new nose and chin, but thinks she needs cheek implants to really look like Kim, and bigger, double D breasts, too. Fantastic.
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One reality star trying to look like another reality star ... soon it will be the Reality Star apocalypse and girls in their early 20s with frozen faces and gigantic boobs will be wandering the streets looking for food. And by food I mean Botox, since that seems to be their only source of caloric intake.
As with most young women who get plastic visages way, way too young, I think Farrah looked much prettier with her O.G. face. Same with Heidi Montag and Ashlee Simpson. And same with Kim Kardashian, for that matter. I think Kim's a little too fond of the fillers these days.
Farrah's on the road to plastic surgery disaster and someone should stop her. I know she won't listen to her mom, and it'd be hilarious if she listened to me, so maybe we gotta have Kim tweet Farrah and tell her to cut it out. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but Kim Kardashian may be our last hope.
Do you think Farrah's in trouble of becoming a walking plastic surgery nightmare?
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