Kelly Osbourne's New Bikini Body Is Incredible but Her Hair's Still a Disaster

kelly osborneI'm not quite sure where Kelly Osbourne's fashion cred came from. Why is she a cop on Fashion Police? Just because her dad's a rock star and her mom's some sort of hilarious anti-housewife doesn't mean that Kelly's a style expert. I mean, her grayish, purply-ish hair looks like it would smell like old-lady perfume and would pose a fire hazard whenever candles are around. 

I'm not willing to deny Kelly all titles of experience, though. As much as I don't think she has a leg to stand on when critiquing others' style, I do, however, think she's an expert when it comes to body transformation and maintaining significant weight-loss. Just look at her here on the cover of Cosmopolitan Body. Amazing.

There's a lot I respect about this cover. First of all, she explains in the interview that it took her a while to love herself and that losing 69 pounds wasn't part of that self-respect-finding process. She says that showing off her body is still difficult and unnerving and I appreciate how relatable that sounds. I mean, hello, I'd shit a brick if I had to be on a cover of a magazine, even in a parka.

Secondly, and I don't know how much control Kelly had over this, I like that she's not airbrushed, or at least not notably airbrushed. Her body looks human -- there are curves in her belly, there are tan lines on her breasts, and her arms haven't been digitally altered to look like long, lean pegs coming out of a stick.

Third of all, I love the bikini and her necklace ... but even those accessory wins can't make up for that hair of hers. I can't.

Kelly says she's undergone a lifestyle change, the benefits of which are clear. She looks fabulous. But most importantly, she sounds like she's grounded and happy.

Now. If only Joan Rivers could talk her into a box of chestnut brown dye ...

What do you think of Kelly's new look?

 

Photo via Cosmopolitan Body

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mompam mompam

I love her. I have since the osbournes. I definitely think she's airbrushed though. Every cover is.

minty... mintymommy

I love her hair. Rock on, Kelly.

rhps2000 rhps2000

I think she would look lovely with her natural blonde hair in a bob or chin length blunt cut. She probably hasn't had a natural looking color since she was a child. That would be a (pretty) change if she wanted a new look. I applaud her for keeping the weight off and looking healthy too. :)

jkm89 jkm89

I love her hair, I think it looks cool! And I don't see anyone else ever being able to pull that color off but it works for her.

nonmember avatar kickassmomnyc

I think she's done remarkably well with maintaining her weight loss and should be very proud of herself; she's a good example. But she's not a fashion icon and doesn't really have the experience or knowledge to claim to be one. She wears nice clothes sometimes, but she's got a long way to go to be a maven. I also believe she's airbrushed or photoshopped here.

wendy... wendywendy

I actually like her hair.  I think the color at least works with her coloring, but personally I wouldn't color my hair like that.  I mean, I look good in hunter green, but I wouldn't color my hair that color.

doodledo doodledo

Good for her. Not a fan of the hair but i have seen much worse.

nonmember avatar rerra

Shut your face, she started the pastel hair trend and she looks amazing with it!

Sheila Haupt

Kelly Looks awesome and so does her hair.

nonmember avatar Elegia

I don't know what you are talking about, I love her hair!

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