kristen stewart robert pattinsonAccording to the tabs, Robert Pattinson is pissed at Kristen Stewart. And no, it isn't because she boned that dude who directed her in that movie no one saw. It's because she smells. No, really. There is an actual rumor going around that states this. According to Now Magazine, Rob is turned off by Kristen's "grungy habits." A source told this UK tabloid: "She doesn't wash her hair that often, only brushes her teeth once a day and rarely wears perfume. He loved it when she made an effort for the Twilight promotion. But now she's back to her lazy old self and he's not impressed."

I mean, if this is true, I'm not surprised he's not impressed. No need to bust out the ball gown every day when you've been in a relationship as long as they have, but Christ, run a comb through your hair, woman!

Full disclosure: I'm apt to think that this rumor is -- how do I put this? -- bull shit, as who the hell knows how many times somebody brushes their teeth each day? But if you buy into the ol' "where there's smoke there's fire" adage -- Kristen could afford to step it up a bit. And if she hates brushing her teeth so much, there's always those Oral B Brush Up finger things.

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I'm definitely not the kind of person who gets all gussied up for her husband each day. In fact, I'm working from home right now, and I haven't even gotten dressed. But I will brush my teeth and, on special occasions, my hair. And I'll even hop in the shower once in a while. And you know, now that I think of it, I'd probably do these things even if I didn't have someone to "impress with my hygeine." But that's just me. Total Type A.

KStew, you're a beautiful girl with a smokin' hot boyfriend. No need to go all out, or even bathe, every day. But it probably wouldn't be terrible for your relationship -- or your dental records -- if you stayed on top of things a bit.

Do you believe this? Do you get dressed up for your partner all the time?

 

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