Gwyneth Paltrow was named People's best dressed woman in the world of 2012, which, of course, means that if the mom of two makes any fashion misstep, we'll be right there to declare that the mighty Gwen has fallen. And, well, that's exactly where we find ourselves today.
She always looks so casually, effortlessly chic in her freaking white t-shirt and jeans (how does she make it look so good?!), but girl must have suffered a bump in the head because she got off the plane in London wearing a weird red coat with a huge collar, a black undershirt, dark blue jeans, a purple-gray bag that probably cost more than I make in a year, and, wait for it, black boots emblazoned with gold sparkly sequiny thingys.
People were like, OMG, what is Tito Jackson doing here?!?! And when did he go blonde?!?
And others were like, OMG, is that Adam Sandler in his Wedding Singer get-up??!? How dare he forget the glove!!
It was a spectacle. No one would've believed that the bizarrely dressed superstar was our Oscar-winning Gwenny. Gwynnie? Gwyn-ee? Gwennie? I got nothing.
But, we'll forgive her, just this once. She's had so many over-the-top fashion home runs that one little crisis can't ruin her rep. I mean, that Pucci look alone is enough to keep her record totally clean, if you ask me. That dress was so awesome, she could wear these sparkly boots 10 times and I'd still think she was on top.
OK, OK, 10 times is being a little liberal, but still. Her fashion star's still on the rise, for sure.
What do you think of Gwyneth's Tito Jackson airport look?
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