It's Obvious Why Jennifer Lopez Is Wearing Brown-Stained Pants (PHOTO)

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jennifer lopezI don't always agree with her outfit choices, but Jennifer Lopez manages to always look gorgeous and put-together. There's never a hair out of place on her; her skin is always glowing; and she constantly looks red-carpet ready. Except for recently when the star showed up in an all-white outfit that had ... mysterious brown stains all over the front of the pants.

I think we all know what happened here ...

She pooped her pants. Just kidding. The stains are in the front, but I know that's what you thought I was going to say. No, I think her kids probably spilled something on her at the last second and she didn't even realize it. Something I've realized now that I have a child -- y'can't wear all-white for an extended period of time around your kids. Or any light color. Or basically anything nice! If you're going for a night out, it's best to just wait until right before you leave the house to change into what you're wearing -- or be prepared to be spit-up or spilled on. I speak from experience here.

As rich as JLo is, and as many people she probably employs to help keep her looking JLo-ish -- they're no match for kids. Especially twins. Sorry.

So take this as a lesson, Lopez. If you're with your kids, wait until right before you leave the house to change into your red carpet attire. And, of course, don't poop your pants.

Do you wait until before you leave the house to change into your clothing?

 

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Juelz Gould

Wow! Who gives a flying shit about someone walking around with stains on their clothes!! Find something Interesting to write about!!!!

dirti... dirtiekittie

hahaha oh the things we worry about. but to stay on topic, i avoid lots of light / whites anyway. i figure i can probably wear them again when my kids are (maybe) in high school. lol

lesko... lesko0324

maybe i should be in the headlines, i have stains on my clothes no matter how much i try and avoid them, the joys of having a baby

curly... curlygirl31

This has happened to me many times while eatting chicken mole. The grease stains never come out.

kisse... kisses5050

she probally grabbed something off the craft services table before going on stage... as for grease stains try meat tenderizer and a bit of joy dishsoap...

nonmember avatar Terence Torres

OH PLEASE GIVE JENNIFER LOPEZ A BREAK, SHE IS A MULTI-TASKING MOM. IF IT WERE A MAN, THE HEADLINE WOULD HAVE READ "BUTCH SO AND SO DID SOME HANDY MECHANIC WORK BEFORE HEADING OUT ON THE TOWN AND ALL HE MANAGED TO DO IS GET A SPOT OR TWO" ALSO, IN ALL MY YEARS OF READING ABOUT A LIST STARS THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST JUVENILE PIECE WRITTEN TO DATE, HANDS DOWN! HOW ABOUT COMPLIMENTING HER RING OR HER HAIR OR THE MERE FACT THAT SHE "F BOMBED THE CRITICS" AND WORE THOSE PANTS AS A BADGE OF HONOR OF HER KIDS, BTW IF WAS.

SIGNING OFF AS MR.MOM

~TERENCE TORRES

nonmember avatar MEL

jennifer lopez was probably very horny and didn't have time to masturbate or have sex so she covered her face with office paper and pooped her pants

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