Isla Fisher's Wardrobe Malfunction Is Exactly Why Well-Endowed Women Don't Have It All (PHOTO)

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isla fisherIn my opinion, Isla Fisher is one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood. Or is she one of the most adorable? I don't know. But she's incredibly attractive, and I'm just going to flat-out say it: She's got one hell of a rack on her. Isla is one of those freak doll-like women who's teeny-tiny everywhere -- but her boobs. And although I happen to be fond of small boobs, because, well, hi -- when I see Isla, I admit, I get a little jealous. However, her near-wardrobe malfunction on the red carpet of Les Miserables recently shows why, sometimes, it's better to be a member of the itty-bitty titty committee.

Basically, Isla is busting out of her dress here. Her cups have officially runneth over. And while I'm sure Sacha Baron Cohen (or any dude) isn't complaining, it's proof that small-breasted women can get away with riskier fashion choices -- and, well, more fashion in general. There's ... less to get in the way.

The dress Isla is wearing here just doesn't look right on her. I mean, she looks incredibly gorgeous and va-va-voom, but I can't help but think this is a gown more for someone like Anne Hathaway or Cate Blanchett. I wasn't at the premiere so I don't know, but I'm going to venture to guess she was pulling that bad boy up all night -- and that's never a cute look. 

Moral of the story here? There are fashion ups and downs to every body type. While I think that Isla's dress is better suited to someone with a smaller bust, there are things she can pull off much better than us less-endowed women: Like a bikini.

Do you have a hard time finding clothing for your body type?

 

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Maias... MaiasMommy619

I'm sorry but that dress doesn't suit her at all... And if she owns a mirror she should have noticed the cups on that dress don't cover her at all! Her stylist needs to be fired!

nonmember avatar karrie

It's only a wardrobe malfunction if it takes place by accident. I'm sure she knew what she looked like in that dress and was intentionally attention whoring.

nonmember avatar Mandingo

Is the"author" here on crack ? 1) Yes, Isla is attractive... 2) this is NOT, i repeat NOT a big rack ! 3) Jessica Simpson, the past month or so, is what constitutes a big & stunning rack !

Kate Cooley

She shouldn't wear that dress in general - it's just not flattering.

Sarah Ort

Seriously, why all the competition between us? 


"it's proof that small-breasted women can get away with riskier fashion choices -- and, well, more fashion in general."  I could go down the line of, well, at least I look great in a bikini, what do you have?


*yawn*


Stop being a nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh meanie and start talking about us collectively, supporting one another in a world that already judges us too much for everything else.

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