We may have decided last night who will run our country for the next four years, but, you guys, Miley Cyrus stepped out without makeup. Let's talk about that, mmk? I mean, Miley's as American as apple pie and the right to bear arms, so honestly, she's pretty relevant. Plus, she was going to vote when she was photographed bare-faced and she was wearing red, white, and blue. See? Totally appropriate topic for today.
So, hmm. OK. Our girl Miley's looking a little rough.
But that's tooootally fine. I mean, if someone snapped a photo of me at the polls yesterday, after I saw the long-ass lines, I'm sure it'd come out looking something like this. And that's being generous. I was probably sweating and it's not unlikely there were crumbs on my face from the patriotic cupcake I purchased to support PS 116.
Point is, Miley looks pretty good for going makeup free ... although, she does remind me of someone who's worked in a diner for 30 years, smokes menthols like they're going out of style, and calls everyone "hun." And in this pic, she's totally living up to the name she was given at birth, which was ... Destiny Hope.
Just a few minutes after this paparazzi shot was taken, Miley put on some eye makeup and lipstick then tweeted a photo of herself proudly displaying her "I Voted" sticker.
With a little makeup and some forgiving lighting, Miley was coffee-pouring, customer-sassing, stained-apron-wearing Destiny no more. God bless Amurika.
What did you wear to the polls?
Photo via Pacific Coast News