On planet earth, there can be only one Big Booty Queen. Hell, do you think Zeus owned his throne part-time? I think not. Which is why we are gathered here today to see two of the curviest derrieres in Hollywood duke it out for the coveted title. The match-up? Kim Kardashian vs. Christina Aguilera.

These women have incredibly fit, curvy figures. But I'm so dang tired of seeing both stickin' it out on the red carpet. Try as I may though, I just can't look away. I just want to say, 'Damn ladies, pull yourselves together!' We want to celebrate your beauty, your shape, and your rage against the stick-thin norm, but we can't get past the rump you've thrust in our faces. It's a little blinding. And honestly, everybody knows what your butt looks like, so please, stop sharing. But at the same time ... I'm just dying to decide who has the riper rump.

In these six shots, Kim and Christina put their best, erm, asset forward for a battle of the bums like you've never seen!

Are you tired of seeing these girls famous for just their behinds?

Image via david_shankbone, ChristinaAguileraChina/ Flickr