It's here. The moment we've all been waiting for has finally arrived. And, hot dog, was it worth the wait. Bride-to-be Jennifer Aniston unleashed her massive rock of an engagement ring on the world a few days ago, and let me tell you, it's only a matter of time before the Museum of Natural History comes knocking. Because that shit needs to be encased in Plexiglas in the Geology, Gems, and Minerals section. This thing is huge.
N-n-n-n-n-n-no, I don't think you understand. Huge.
Check it out.
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Here's a video of Jen flashing her finger party. You need to watch it, so we can discuss.
Right? I think Jen needs to start carrying around a dumbbell in her right hand, because her left arm is going to get jacked from lugging that bad boy around.
I've gotta say, I was a little surprised to see a ring so massive and ostentatious on an actress whose style typically errs on the side of minimalist and understated. I would have thought Justin would have chosen something less, um, large. But it looks good, as diamond rings are wont to do apparently. Actually, upon further analysis, a ring that size almost looks better on Jen than, say, a real housewife. Like I said, everything else about Jen is so minimalist. It's a nice contrast. There is such a thing as too much bling, you know. And Jen doesn't need to worry about that.
What do you think of Jennifer Aniston's engagement ring?
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