Y'all see my forklift foot?Everything Honey Boo Boo touches is gold. She's got, like, the sword of Godric Gryffindor and the world is her, uh, whatever the redneck equivalent of an oyster is, it's hers. (A pork rind?) Though she's a celebu-tot on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, lemme tell you something about your girl you probably didn't know. Honey child's got some serious style and y'all need to redneckonize, ok?

It's not just Boo Boo that's blowing up the style charts, it's a family affair. Their look is, well, it's like Beverly Hillbillies met up with Carrie circa season two of Sex and the City, had a verbal exchange with The Brady Bunch, then hit the shelves on a Dress Barn budget. They're beautimus and damn knowledgeable about life, too.

If there was a ever a time you found yourself wondering, "Would Alana Thompson wear this?" then this one's for you. Prepare to be sassified ... here are the top eight smexy fashion and beauty cues straight from Miss HBB and co.

Surprisingly stylish bunch, aren't they?

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