kim kardashianIn case you forgot that Kim Kardashian existed -- and she has boobs -- here's a picture Kim posted to her Instagram of herself busting out of a forest green, crushed-velvet-looking Christmas party fall dress. Flowing mane of shiny locks? Check. Boobs? Check. Nose? Ch-- hey, where's Kim's nose in this photo? Did Beyonce chop off her nose or something? Is this a new trend?

Unsurprisingly, Kim looks gorgeous in this photo, but would it have killed her to wear a bra? Or a shirt? Or a nose?!

I think it's more the angle the photo was taken, and the fact that she's sitting down, that make it look like Kim is essentially wearing pasties, but it's a seriously low-cut dress nonetheless. She probably couldn't have worn a bra with this gown if she wanted to, but I don't know, a shawl or an insect net or something wouldn't have hurt. This is CRAZY cleavage here, guys. The kind you can't help but stare at even if you're a 100 percent heterosexual girl. Or a 100 percent homosexual man. It's a bit much for me, but as one of her Instagram followers, photogenic007, eloquently put it: "Very nice TITS."

The dress was a little too tight, apparently, as the zipper on in the back busted open when she was ducking into her car. Lots of super-tight dresses these days -- first there was Sofia Vergara's wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys, now this. Ladies, you may have to take the sexy down a notch. Your bodies are too clearly too bootylicious. 

Or, you know, just get some clothes that fit.

What do you think of this?


Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram