Kim Kardashian's Crazy Cleavage Is Literally Impossible Not to Stare At (PHOTO)

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kim kardashianIn case you forgot that Kim Kardashian existed -- and she has boobs -- here's a picture Kim posted to her Instagram of herself busting out of a forest green, crushed-velvet-looking Christmas party fall dress. Flowing mane of shiny locks? Check. Boobs? Check. Nose? Ch-- hey, where's Kim's nose in this photo? Did Beyonce chop off her nose or something? Is this a new trend?

Unsurprisingly, Kim looks gorgeous in this photo, but would it have killed her to wear a bra? Or a shirt? Or a nose?!

I think it's more the angle the photo was taken, and the fact that she's sitting down, that make it look like Kim is essentially wearing pasties, but it's a seriously low-cut dress nonetheless. She probably couldn't have worn a bra with this gown if she wanted to, but I don't know, a shawl or an insect net or something wouldn't have hurt. This is CRAZY cleavage here, guys. The kind you can't help but stare at even if you're a 100 percent heterosexual girl. Or a 100 percent homosexual man. It's a bit much for me, but as one of her Instagram followers, photogenic007, eloquently put it: "Very nice TITS."

The dress was a little too tight, apparently, as the zipper on in the back busted open when she was ducking into her car. Lots of super-tight dresses these days -- first there was Sofia Vergara's wardrobe malfunction at the Emmys, now this. Ladies, you may have to take the sexy down a notch. Your bodies are too clearly too bootylicious. 

Or, you know, just get some clothes that fit.

What do you think of this?


Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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Autum... Autumnleaves87

Three words: Green Crushed Velvet....



Wtf??? Who wears that??

Mommi... MommietoJB

@autumn- lol exactly



Kims outfit choices have been horrible since shes hooked up with kanye. Her fashionista soul is dying.

Megankae Megankae

Her boobs look like a baby's butt....





And for real who wears crushed velvet? Haha :P ^ you guys have the right idea^

Briana Mitchell

she looks sexy, i like the dress.

Barbara Martinez

That's a very stunning Outfit. Love Kim Kardashian! She always looks so cute. Checkout the new hot spot for boomers and singles: http://www.edesirs.com/online-sexy-women-dating-site/

nacho... nacholibre

still not as low cut as that thing J-Lo wore back in the day!

Nea Holm

Maybe Kanye west is right, She could lose about 10 pounds. Find top 10 things you can do in fort lauderdale (www.lasolasboulevard.com). From crazy beach parties to fine dinning.

Linda Zavacky

Actually I think they look quite baggy. Consider the opaque butt revealing skirt recently and I think she may soon be arrested for public lewdness.

Michael Manzanotti

why on Earth is this person even famous?... for crying out loud she has absolutely no morals whatsoever... her last name should be karTrashian.

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