Remember when, not that long ago, Will Ferrell called Kristen Stewart a "trampire" in the midst of an on-air RPattz/KStew/cheating scandal breakdown? Told you the name was going to catch on and spread like wildfire. As of a few days ago, you -- yes, you! -- can be the proud new owner of a crisp white t-shirt that has the words "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" emblazoned across the chest. For just the low, low price of $20.99! It's your lucky day, friend!
Ooorrr not. Hey, remember those Team Jolie/Team Aniston t-shirts that were all the rage a few years back? Yeah, those were cool! Not!
Look, I love me some celeb gossip just as much as the next gal, but wearing celeb gossip kind of takes things to a new level of obsession/ridiculousness. I get that it's kitsch and all, but dude, do you really want to shell out $20.99 plus freakin' shipping and handling for a shirt that will be mildly-amusing for, like, a month? $20.99! That's, like, five shirts at Forever 21. Or four Chipotle burritos. Or six Starbucks coffees. Or 20 extension cords from the dollar store. Or one 3-minute phone call to Italy! Wouldn't you rather say ciao! to a friend than buy this silly shirt?
Plus, enough with the anti-KStew campaign already. Yeah, yeah, she messed up, etc., but things are getting out of control. I barely remember this much hoopla surrounding Brad Pitt "allegedly" cheating on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie. And they were married!
So, yeah, I'm against these t-shirts. But I do still think the nickname is funny. Do with that what you will.
Will you be purchasing a "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt?
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I would never purchase something like that, besides I hope they get back together. It wasn't great what she did but it is not our business. it is between them.
That T-shirt is uncalled for, their not even married. I think people should just quit being jerks. Leave it alone and get on with your lives. I plan to keep watching both, because I like them.
These shirts are mean, stupid, and rather sick. Have a question here. Is Kristen Stewart the first celeb to have an affair? Why is she being treated so badly? I in no way agree with what she did. However, this poor girl needs to have just a teeny break. Was Rob a perfect boyfriend? Do you know that he was? Come on, lay off both of them! They need to grieve and move on. Remember too that it seems if a woman is having an affair - they are vilified. Men get out if a lot easier. Let's try to be fair. She is young, rich, and still learning how to be that upstanding person most of us aspire to be.
I'm sorry, but this has come down, to bullshit. For the love of God, people, just leave both of them alone, please. Any body that has that bad a taste in what they wear, really need help. Don't you think grap is hurting Rob, as much or more, than Kristen. Hang in there, Kristen, you are so talented, that none of the shit will stop you, in whatever you want to do. All of the Twifans, will still go see the last movie. I wish you & Rob, the best in your.careers
So tacky. Who in thier right mind, would ever wear that stupid T-shirt?
No one should benefit from the pain of other. The gossip mags do the same thing. But this is beyond even them. The word cruel comes to mind.