Remember when, not that long ago, Will Ferrell called Kristen Stewart a "trampire" in the midst of an on-air RPattz/KStew/cheating scandal breakdown? Told you the name was going to catch on and spread like wildfire. As of a few days ago, you -- yes, you! -- can be the proud new owner of a crisp white t-shirt that has the words "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" emblazoned across the chest. For just the low, low price of $20.99! It's your lucky day, friend!
Ooorrr not. Hey, remember those Team Jolie/Team Aniston t-shirts that were all the rage a few years back? Yeah, those were cool! Not!
Look, I love me some celeb gossip just as much as the next gal, but wearing celeb gossip kind of takes things to a new level of obsession/ridiculousness. I get that it's kitsch and all, but dude, do you really want to shell out $20.99 plus freakin' shipping and handling for a shirt that will be mildly-amusing for, like, a month? $20.99! That's, like, five shirts at Forever 21. Or four Chipotle burritos. Or six Starbucks coffees. Or 20 extension cords from the dollar store. Or one 3-minute phone call to Italy! Wouldn't you rather say ciao! to a friend than buy this silly shirt?
Plus, enough with the anti-KStew campaign already. Yeah, yeah, she messed up, etc., but things are getting out of control. I barely remember this much hoopla surrounding Brad Pitt "allegedly" cheating on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie. And they were married!
So, yeah, I'm against these t-shirts. But I do still think the nickname is funny. Do with that what you will.
Will you be purchasing a "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt?
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I said before and will say again if you are going to demonize her, the guy she was kissing also needs to be held accountable for it. Doesn't it take two to "tango," so to speak?
Its time to grow up and move along. Wonder how those aholes will feel if the same is been done to them. Please its their private lives leave them alone.
At least she had the GUTS to come out and apologize and that takes a person with backbone.
This is just getting ridiculous. I actually feel sorry for her. Yes, she made a HUGE mistake, ruined her relationship, her reputation, a family, etc. And all in the blinding glare of the media. She is going to have to live with this for the rest of her life. I think she has been punished enough. Let it go already people.
kristen and rob please make up and be friends you both are great actors,and your friendship should not end like this rob I know your heart broken but learn how to forgive .
I will Not be buying this T-Shirt!!! Will Ferrell should be ashamed of himself for calling her that, and it is very disrepectful to Kristen! Will Ferrell should apologize for that comment! Enough already!
Will Ferrell is stupid and so is this word he is getting credited with