Remember when, not that long ago, Will Ferrell called Kristen Stewart a "trampire" in the midst of an on-air RPattz/KStew/cheating scandal breakdown? Told you the name was going to catch on and spread like wildfire. As of a few days ago, you -- yes, you! -- can be the proud new owner of a crisp white t-shirt that has the words "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" emblazoned across the chest. For just the low, low price of $20.99! It's your lucky day, friend!
Ooorrr not. Hey, remember those Team Jolie/Team Aniston t-shirts that were all the rage a few years back? Yeah, those were cool! Not!
Look, I love me some celeb gossip just as much as the next gal, but wearing celeb gossip kind of takes things to a new level of obsession/ridiculousness. I get that it's kitsch and all, but dude, do you really want to shell out $20.99 plus freakin' shipping and handling for a shirt that will be mildly-amusing for, like, a month? $20.99! That's, like, five shirts at Forever 21. Or four Chipotle burritos. Or six Starbucks coffees. Or 20 extension cords from the dollar store. Or one 3-minute phone call to Italy! Wouldn't you rather say ciao! to a friend than buy this silly shirt?
Plus, enough with the anti-KStew campaign already. Yeah, yeah, she messed up, etc., but things are getting out of control. I barely remember this much hoopla surrounding Brad Pitt "allegedly" cheating on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie. And they were married!
So, yeah, I'm against these t-shirts. But I do still think the nickname is funny. Do with that what you will.
Will you be purchasing a "Kristen Stewart is a trampire" shirt?
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