One minute you're named one of the best-dressed women in the world, the next, your lady parts are sorta out for everyone to see. Jessica Chastain was photographed walking around in New York when the wind caught her wrap dress, blew it apart, and whoopsies! I see London, I see France, I see the digitally added blooper star that covers Jess' alleged underpants.
Even a woman as graceful and stylish as Jessica, who was named, btw, to Vanity Fair's international best-dressed list, can have a moment like this.
We've all been there. A breeze catches our dress and suddenly we're Marilyn Monroe trying to keep it all in check, except it's nothing like that, at all. It usually involves a lot of cursing, a scathing internal monologue scolding myself for wearing a dress when I know I hate to, and at least one leering man who tries to make a playful joke about the whole thing but just ends up coming across skeezy and making me afraid he's following me, which turns into, oh god, did he transfer at 34th Street because he was already going to, or because he's tracking me to my apartment where he's going to skin me in my closet and wear my hide like last season's Versace? You feel me.
When there weren't any arrant gusts, Jessica looked fresh with her new, short red 'do, her simple black bag, and her hip sunglasses. She'll be in NYC for a little while longer filming The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby, so here's hoping Mother Nature's kinder to her during the remainder of her stay.
Ever had this happen to you?
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