There's a lot to talk about when it comes to JWoww's and Snooki's senses of style -- there's the hair, the makeup, the "clothing", the accessories -- but for this one post, let's just focus on their ink. Both Jenni and Nicole have at least one big, in your face tattoo, so I think it's only fair that we pit best friend against best friend in a battle for the worthless prize of being named the roommate with the least terrible tattoo. I mean, you can't really call it the "best tattoo" because it's like choosing the lesser of two evils.
So, let's get ready to rumble. In the first corner, weighing in around a buck, we have Snooki with her "crowned bow" tattoo. In the other corner, weighing in around a buck fifteen, we've got JWoww and her tiger tat. And, go!
Snooki's tattoo has everything a Seaside lady could want -- the crown says "I'm a princess" while the accompanying bow says "Yup, definitely a girly, high-maintenance princess." The gold and hot pink color scheme reaffirms that this woman considers herself, without a shadow of doubt, Jersey Shore royalty.
JWoww's got a tiger crawling down her leg, which screams "I'm a sex kitten, purrrr" and hisses "I will cut you if you piss me off." In the wrong crowd, Jenni's ink might erroneously peg her as a Detroit native who's a fan of baseball, or someone who was really into the wrestling plot lines of Saved by the Bell as a kid, but that's probably a risk she was willing to take.
To me, the lady with the least terrible tattoo is ... Snooki. Or JWoww. I can't choose. They're both pretty bad. But hey, if they like them, that's all that matters. Well, that, and tattoo removal technology is getting more and more advanced by the day.
Do you like Snooki's and/or JWoww's tattoos?
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