Victoria Beckham & 8 Other Stars With the Ugliest Smiles in Hollywood (PHOTOS)

smileSorry, Annie, but it turns out in Hollywood, you're always fully dressed without a smile. Victoria Beckham only smiles about once a year -- for good reason -- but Angelina Jolie and Katie Holmes are guilty of ditching the big grin for a come-hither glare, too. Secret rumor has it they sold their teeth to the Tooth Factory in upstate Michigan, where lots of creepy research is taking place ... but no one has yet to confirm. Just kidding. But really, haven't you ever wondered why they're always on the red carpet -- actually every carpet -- sans smile?

Okay, fine, I'll tell you why, but I guarantee you're not gonna like it: Their smiles are AWFUL. Bad. Unflattering. Awkward. So ugly they oogly.

Don't get it twisted folks, I think Posh, Angie, and TomKat NAIL the close-mouthed grin better than any other babes in the business ... but they just fall way short in the smiling department.

Fortunately, they're not the only stars with this issue. Turns out there's a ton of celebs who look downright bad with a broad grin. Check out the top 9 leading ladies with the most awkward smiles -- it's a total shocker!

Do you prefer to smile with your mouth open or closed?

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Karmi... KarmicChild

Well, that was certainly informative, and I am now a better person for having read it.

nonmember avatar JenInNC

pitiful. way to empower women.

what's a "total shocker" is that some jerk got paid to write this and it was published.

lilpu... lilpunk77

You are an absolutely horrible person. I would give almost anything to have any one of those smiles. When I was a toddler I was on heavy antibiotics (including tetracycline) for a staph infection and it permanently stained my adult teeth while I still had my baby teeth. They are stained all the way through and the only way to fix it is with veneers(sp?) and that is something that is well out of my price range. I am so self consious and embarrassed to smile so much of the time. People have told me that I have lipstick on my teeth (I dont wear lipstick) I cant even begin to tell you how many people just rudely ask what is wrong with my teeth and how many little kids ask me why I dont brush my teeth (innocent of little kids of course but embarrassing nonetheless) I dont even want to get married even though I have a man who loves me and wants to get married but I want to be able to smile in my wedding photos and not be embarrassed. I want to be able to look back at photos of my wedding day and not focus only on my ugly teeth.

It makes me so sad to see that people with what I consider to have absolutely beautiful smiles called ugly because its not as nice as yours. You should be ashamed of yourself to write a blog like this. All of the people who you just called ugly have the money to "fix" their smiles. They must be happy with the way they look and thats all that should matter.

Smerk... Smerkalot

I didn't even need to click through the gallery...that was horrible.  How mean spirited do you have to be?  Gross!

alisa... alisabethjaimes

How rude. I have terrible teeth because I chose not to wear my retainer when I was younger - my bigger regret. Now it is my biggest insecurity and I hate talking and laughing because of it. I always cover my mouth when laughing and I always get questions why I do that. I can't afford more work right now but I can't wait until I can. To see you poking at people with beautiful, normal smiles makes me sick. I would die for any of these women's smiles.

nonmember avatar Jonnie

What an incredibly b!tchy post.

Natosha Hiltibran

None of their smiles are bad! This is purely judgmental and just awful!

the4m... the4mutts

Natalie Portman especially has a lovely smile. God. What a judgemental, bitchy blog.

I feel sorry for you.

Jenny... JennyG0929

You are an ignorant ass. Any smile is a beautiful smile, it's joy in its purest form. I hope your parents are proud of the "writer" you've become. P.S. You are NO prize yourself.

the4m... the4mutts

Btw- I am one of the biggest critics about people *especially you writers here who should be ashamed of yourselves* degrading someone's looks. Its the lowest of the low. It shows that you're too stupid to find anything else to talk about.

But just this once, I'm going to be a complete hypocrite on this topic.

Looked in a friggin mirror lately?! Who are YOU to talk about anyones looks? You are oogly. Inside and out.

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