'Real Housewives' Reunion Ladies Looked Hideously Cheesy in Big Hair & Bad Makeup

rhocWe need to talk about the neon silk and hair-weave hit-and-run that was The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion last night. The terrible fashion, the drag queen makeup, and some of the worst hair this side of Dallas turned the evening into a swirling, whirling sea of hot orange, hot pink, and bright blond that not even staid Andy Cohen could navigate. The colors were so bad, in fact, that a bird became disoriented and flew into Cohen's hair, presumably the only natural thing on set. Poor thing just wanted to know what's real, I guess.

So let's, for a second, ignore the ladies' arguing and the finger pointing and focus, instead, on the tangible evidence that these women are completely out of their minds: their fashion choices.

  • The whole group


    Not so bad from far away, is it? Total Monet.

  • Tamra Barney


    It's cool that Tamra wanted to support Toddlers & Tiaras and let Alana do her hair and makeup, and pick out a dress. She came out looking exactly like JonBenet Ramsey.


  • Heather Dubrow


    Drag queens everywhere were inspired by Heather Dubrow's drawn in cheekbones and big, cheesy hair.

  • Gretchen Rossi


    I love how Gretchen's willing to share her fiance's death on TV, willing to shack up with Slade on TV, and more than willing to get drunk on TV, but admitting to getting lip filler on TV? That's where she draws the line. Also, her Barbie hair looks very flammable.

  • Vicki Gunvalson


    This is a first! Vicki was the best dressed of the night. Classy and elegant in a white dress, she also didn't overdo her hair or makeup. She's still batshit, but she looks great.

  • Alexis Bellino


    From her foundation contouring to her frilly pink dress, everything about Alexis' look was contrived. But hey, props to her for keeping her good girls inside. Someone could lose an eye if one of the Jesus Jugs got loose.

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