We can finally put to bed that age old question that's been bugging us for decades: "Who wears short shorts?" The answer, friendsicles, is Miley Cyrus. The newly engaged 19-year-old was out doing a little shopping in Los Angeles yesterday in a white crop top, white cut-offs, and a red flannel tied around her waist. She added a little grit to the look with her awesome motorcycle boots, but it wasn't this early '90s get-up that got people talking ... it was her, uh, cheeky reveal when she bent over.
Poor girl was just trying to pick out a shirt and now we're all staring at her ass.
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Not that there's anything (too) wrong with that -- Miley looks great. You're only 19 once, so now's the time to show off what you're working with if ever there was one. Better to get it out of your system now rather than find yourself in your mid-50s flashing a nip to the world.
Not sure what the motivation was for this outfit, though -- attention? did she not know the shorts were that short? did she plan on wearing the flannel around her waist at all times, then something changed? -- regardless, you kind of have to wonder what did or didn't go through her head when putting this on. She knows paparazzi are going to be following her; you'd think she'd make a small effort to cover up her private-ish areas.
I'm just going to go ahead and chalk this up to a hot body 19-year-old being a hot body 19-year-old. Miley didn't invent short shorts, they've been around forever. She's just a girl, bending over in a store, giving the world the answer we've been waiting for. Who wears short shorts? Miley. Miley wears short shorts.
Thoughts on her outfit?
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oh for gods sake...she is nineteen, she is hot, what do u even care what she wears, i wear the same shorts and i am 26 and i'm a mother, so what, i have a hot body so you haters go lose some weight and maybe you can pull it off too.
I'm sorry, famous and tight or not, I don't want to see anyone's poop hole out in public.
My thoughts are I don't give a rats a**. Why do you all care? Shouldn't just worry about what our children are wearing?
I don't see what is so wrong with it. It is no different than what you see on a beach and it is age appropriate. Is just a little cheek not her entire bum. That might be a little but different. I think she looked like the country girl that she is and she looked fine.
at least she isnt streaking down the sidewalk or something....
I mean c'mon, whats she suppose to wear in LA? ear muffs, a one piece flannel jumper and gloves?
Even in texas we wear that...I wear them and I am only a year or so older than her...dont know her exact bday but im 20.
Its HOT out! yes, i do think she does it for attention because she DOES know...and like most girls Im SURE she checks the mirror before leaving the house...though sometimes her clothes prove otherwise.
Get over it...shes an attention seeking 19 y/o actress/singer/whatever...they're ALL like that.
Find someone else to pick on...what would happen if we had that what not to wear show following y'all around...would y'all pass the clothing test?!
Geeze louize...this site is so hypocritical and judgemental among other things...and what is with all the cuss words? Weren't you (author of this article) ever told that if you have to use cuss words to get your point across you dont have a very good vocabulary?!
Goodness gracious...
There is such a concept called Modesty. Maybe the stars should try it sometime. If they dressed modestly, then it would be easier to get young girls to do it too. Or just wear shorts that are going to cover your butt if you have to bend over.
Shes a bucktoothed, trailer trash whore. Nothing special to see here, move along now...