Kate Upton Might Have the Sexiest Magazine Cover of the Summer

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Supermodel Kate Upton is on the cover of this month's GQ. She sucks a red-white-n-blue popsicle while showing off her dangerous curves in an American flag bikini. I bet patriotic sorts who get up in arms about the colors being used for non-flag-like purposes won't complain about this!

Kate also caused a stir with her booby-bouncing "Cat Daddy" video, which has received an astonishing 7.5 million views (it's just a girl in a bikini, people!). Gisele Bundchen may make the most money in modeldom, but it's Kate who is getting all the attention.

Truthfully, Kate isn't quite my kind of model. I like a more unusual brand of beauty. But what do I know? I think men -- who Kate admits make up most of her "followers" -- are more into the Kate Upton type than the Kate Moss type. She's bouncy, blonde, fun-loving, and has curves for days. Quite a difference from the fashionable models of late with their ultra-skinny bodies and harsh features. A girl like Kate Upton is more Anna Nicole Smith (minus the hot-mess-ness) than Gisele Bundchen.

Kate is also a heavier model than has previously been popular. Compared to most Americans, she's a feather. But in the modeling world, she's an Amazon. I think the country wants to see a supermodel who looks like she's not above scarfing a pizza (and keeping it down!). We're tired of seeing teen models who look like they just escaped from some post-Cold War country, and are depressed, scared, and hungry.

Let's take another gander at Kate's "Cat Daddy" dance. She needs more views! (Not.)

 

 

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Lovin... LovinJerseyMama

I'm a straight woman and I'M attracted to her lol! I think she's gorgeous for all the right reasons.

Torra... TorranceMom

That's not an American flag bikini, Kiri. It's a blue and red striped bikini with white stars. Kate could make a potato sack look hot - great picture!

Susie19 Susie19

This girl is so freakin hot, unbelievable! 

nonmember avatar Shelly

Eh...she's a pair of jiggly boobs...just like every tramp before her!! She will be gone in a year, like the rest of them. Another pair will take her place. Sad, this is all it takes to become something.

nonmember avatar KT

I love Kate. I love how she's curvy!!

nonmember avatar Liz

Meh- I don't envy her body type. I don't envy really skinny models either, but more like Marisa Miller. She's a little too soft for my ideal body type.

Taisie Taisie

When women wonder why we are so often viewed as sexual objects instead of inteligent human beings with so much more to offer than just our bodies, remember that this is what our teenage girls are being posted on the front cover of mainstream magazines looking like.... half naked and apearing to simulate oral sex with a patriotic popsicle, and here it is being applauded on a, how shall I put it, "women's interests" site?

nonmember avatar PhotoshopMuch

Anyone else notice how on the right hand side (her left) boob, the darker blotch of red in the one stripe is riiiiight where a nipple would go?

happy... happymama0609

I had nice boobs like that...then I got pregnant. And I'm only 24...I am sad now.

mommy... mommy2annaliese

That picture is just tasteless and trashy, very unflattering. You can be super sexy without looking like a hooker at a truck stop. Yuck!

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