If reading Fifty Shades of Grey has breathed new life into your bedroom habits, then I'm sure you've at least thought about whether or not you should make a trip to the spa for a full bikini wax & go totally bare "down there." If Christian Grey prefers his ladies smooth and hair-free, then the idea of a waxed bikini area providing a more intense sexual experience has to have some truth to it, right?
Of course, the idea of having hot wax spread on the delicate skin in that area and having your hair ripped out at the roots is a little bit cringe-worthy, to say the least. Considering how bad eyebrow waxes sting, I'm guessing bikini waxes are a hell of a lot worse.
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And that's why I've always been petrified to break down and book an appointment -- because I'm a big baby about the whole thing. But that doesn't mean I let things grow wild in my nether regions either. I hate body hair. I really, really hate it -- which is why I've had a very friendly relationship with my razor for years now.
And while the razor doesn't get things as perfectly smooth as a bikini wax, it definitely does a decent job -- and keeps things almost completely bare. And the best part is, it doesn't hurt a bit. (As long as you're super careful.)
But something tells me Christian Grey would be pretty appalled about my using a disposable razor instead of getting a wax -- and he probably wouldn't find shaving very sexy. (Guess it's a good thing I'm not married to him.)
Do you get regular bikini waxes -- and do you go for full or partial hair removal?
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As for waxing, I tried but it was too painfully and embarrassing to do the whole thing so I just stuck with bikini and no way for Brazilian. On to the medical side of things, it is not recommended to have a Brazilian. Mow the "lawn" only when needed, I say.
If you don't like the book, don't comment about it and don't read it. Geez.
Laser hair removal is your best friend (and if you can find groupons, livingsocial deals, etc) if you get tired of waxing. Get rid of it in a few sessions and be done with it!!!!
If you don't like the book, have no desire to read it, stop reading articles about it, and for crying out loud don't make comments if the topic doesn't interest you.
Married almost 20 yrs. I've dine the narural thing, trimmed, shaved and waxed.
Before 50 my sex was amazing, during 50 thrilling because I took much more command! An after 50 it's still awesome.
I've even read more of the available mummy porn that is on the bookshelves.
They are books, fiction, out there to allow a little escapism and enjoyment.
No-one is saying this is how you should or shouldn't live.
50 haters get a life! Stop bitching.
50 lovers.... No need to say anything as I'm right there with you.
Did you actually read these books? HE shaved her!!!!!