If reading Fifty Shades of Grey has breathed new life into your bedroom habits, then I'm sure you've at least thought about whether or not you should make a trip to the spa for a full bikini wax & go totally bare "down there." If Christian Grey prefers his ladies smooth and hair-free, then the idea of a waxed bikini area providing a more intense sexual experience has to have some truth to it, right?
Of course, the idea of having hot wax spread on the delicate skin in that area and having your hair ripped out at the roots is a little bit cringe-worthy, to say the least. Considering how bad eyebrow waxes sting, I'm guessing bikini waxes are a hell of a lot worse.
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And that's why I've always been petrified to break down and book an appointment -- because I'm a big baby about the whole thing. But that doesn't mean I let things grow wild in my nether regions either. I hate body hair. I really, really hate it -- which is why I've had a very friendly relationship with my razor for years now.
And while the razor doesn't get things as perfectly smooth as a bikini wax, it definitely does a decent job -- and keeps things almost completely bare. And the best part is, it doesn't hurt a bit. (As long as you're super careful.)
But something tells me Christian Grey would be pretty appalled about my using a disposable razor instead of getting a wax -- and he probably wouldn't find shaving very sexy. (Guess it's a good thing I'm not married to him.)
Do you get regular bikini waxes -- and do you go for full or partial hair removal?
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Water_geM - Right! Seriously! I came here via the hot comments link, I have NO interest in reading this book, and after the first blog post on it I havn't read any more, but honestly, do they have to post about it every single day? sometimes two or three times a day? It's so over done. Do they not have enough inteligence and creativity to come up with a new topic? Or maybe your suggestion is the true one?
jimmijoy - I don't want to read the book because I have no interest in it. My sex life is just wonderful the way it is. Why some people have such a hard time believing that is beyond me. Why so many people think that just because I don't want to read 50 shades of grey my sex life must be nothing beyond the "missionary position" just baffles me. Judgemental much? I have a very rich and fulfilling sex, I'm not missing out on anything at all :) Thank you for your concern.
And just because you don't agree with my lifestyle, doesn't make it wrong.
In regards to the question... I prefer to wax, but the cost can add up. I think how much you remove depends on what you are comfortable with. I live on an island, where girls are in bikini's all year round, so for most people that I know, they are comfortable with going brazilian!! Sometimes it hurts, sometimes it doesn't. Waxing lasts a lot longer than shaving, and when you are in a swimsuit nearly everyday, its more comfortable knowing you've waxed rather than showing up with razor bumps!
oh noes jimmy joy has had enough!
*shakes in internet boots*
i drudged through all those books,joy.and tehy were shit..not ina too trashy way..but in a poorly written no0w fan fiction can make best seller way..
the book sucked...it was bland and hardly arousing.
and it saddens me that t took a poorly written fan fic for people to discover kinky sex or erotica for that matter....
from someone who goes beyond missionary....
taisie i would not doubt if they do..its a best seller for the mommy crowd..and where better to advertise then the biggest networking site for mothers?
at this point they can relate any thing to 50...how to make breakfast 50 style.how to clean your house 50 style..throw 50 shade bday party...how to make your poop more 50 shade reminiscent.
pony chaser he is a hop skip and a jump away from a serial killer..
he likes to beat women in a sexual manner that look like his bio mom..because he has mommy issues..
this both relieves and arouses him.
and i apologise for typos..im getting used to acrylics :(