So you saw Tom Brady's "faux hawk." And now you can't un-see it. Did the Abominable Gel Monster tackle Tom to the ground and force that hairdo on him? Don't guys like him have stylists? How does this happen? Really, I want to know! Is the FBI investigating?
Because if you ask me, there's a little too much of this going on. It's one of the great tragedies of modern life: When bad hair happens to good men. And it's becoming an epidemic. Take a look at these pictures! And then please sign this Change.org petition asking for the hot men in the world to stop doing foolish things with their hair. It's RLLY important.
Oh Tom. Tom, Tom, Tom. Did Gisele put you up to this? And can I please mess it up for you?