Cameron Diaz's Take on Saggy Boobs Is, Um, Uplifting

cameron diazEver wonder why your boobs are so saggy? Don't worry, Cameron Diaz has all the answers. During an interview to promote her new movie What to Expect When You're Expecting, Diaz waxed poetic about the functionality behind droopy boobies. Drawing from her experience after visiting Africa, the 39-year-old actress explained that breasts become long and stringy so that you can toss them over your shoulder to feed the baby you have strapped to your back. Or, she goes on, if you don't want to throw your bazooms over your shoulder, she says that you can fling them under your armpit.

Her good-spirited take on saggy breasts has a lot of people laughing ... but I think we can come up with a few more funny things pendulous breasts can be used for, don't you?

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Let's see. There's jump rope, or you could use them as a leash for your dog or your toddler, or in a pinch I'm sure they could come in handy as weapons. You could use them as fishing poles, or as a tow line, or if you tied one end around a tree, boom, instant hammock. Or maybe if you spun around a few times at full speed, you might even be able to lift off the ground. Ready for take-off! Saggy boobs are more useful than you might think.

I'm not sure what Cameron was thinking when she told the story about the less-than-perky breasts she saw while abroad, but maybe since she's playing an expectant mother in What to Expect, she's feeling a little sympathetic to the changes a new mom's body goes through.

I have a feeling, though, that if Cameron's tatas hung low and wobbled to and fro that she'd do something about it. I mean, if her facelift/injections debacle is any indication, Cam's not afraid of going under the knife to fix any sort of "imperfection."

Regardless, Cam's take on languid ladies is uplifting -- they're just a fact of life, after all.

Thoughts on droopy boobies?

 

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