What do you do if you're 20 years old, have been in and out of jail, have made terrible choices in your personal life, have received a chunk of change from MTV, and have a toddler at home? Forget paying for counseling, or putting money away for your child's education, or paying for your own schooling, you get breast implants, of course! Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom fame was spotted with that time-suck of a boyfriend, Kieffer, walking into a Wilmington, N.C. facility where she was getting her boobs done.
Lest you missed a moment of the action, Jenelle took to Facebook after her plastic surgery, saying she just got her "boobies finished :)" and went on to complain that recovering from implants is more painful than recovering from birth.
I guess Jenelle wants to keep us a breast of her situation because she's really excited that she's now a full C cup. She wants us to know that they're fake, and they're spectacular. I know I speak for everyone when I say that we're all over the moon that Jenelle will now look "better" in a bikini and that she'll be able to look "sexier" in her Aeropostale tank tops.
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I hate to see the young Teen Moms go under the knife for elective plastic surgery -- Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout also increased their bust sizes. I know they're getting fatty checks from MTV, but it should be in their contract somewhere that they can't get plastic surgery. They're too young! They need more time to grow up and realize that 500 ccs isn't going to make you more confident in the long run. It's a temporary and superficial fix.
They also need more time to realize that money isn't always going to rain in like it's doing now. Soon they're going to be 25 and "washed up" by reality TV standards ... and then what? They'll have huge boobs, a kid or two, and an empty bank account.
Aaaanyway, the point is that Jenelle's got big, fake breasts and she's thrilled. Hooray.
What do you think about some of the Teen Moms' decisions to get breast implants?
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I think it's funny that Maci got implants when she was cracking jokes on Ryan's new girlfriend for having implants on tv.
omg, so she paid what? $5,800? Who cares? She's "working", she should be able to do what she wants. No one really sees behind the scenes, and everything we do see is at least a year old if not more. And all these girls are at LEAST 18 now which is a legal adult. I can't wait to plan my boob job ;)
Well I an sleep better knowing she has bigger boobs that are fake.....
Boring!!!!! Who really cares anyways? any teen that would go on tv and put their personal lives on there for everyone to see is an idiot. With any reality show, they are all fake! I worked for people where they did another reality tv show (cannot say who) but everything is faked, they rile up the people and get them really mad then film them or they are just plain acting, but in the end, they still have to sign a paper at the end of the shooting in order to be on tv, if they act like that then sign a waiver so it can be put on tv, I have no respect for them at all. They only act like that for the money, and true, they may be totally diffrent people off film, but its amazing what money will do for some people, but I would never act like that on tv just to make money, I have more respect for myself then that. These girls are only in it for the money, they are not doing it to make other teens aware of the difficulties of being a teen mom, becuase trust me, not one of those girls are struggling as a teen mom, they have enough money coming in from their shows to get them all the help they need right now. Yes it will run out and when it does they will all be sitting there like a deer in a headlight not knowing what to do, then and only then will reality finally set in. Sad, very very sad.
So what happens if she misses a payment? Do they take her boobies away?! Lol. She definitely could have spent that money better, or at least gone with a more natural enhancement like the lipostructure. Then she could call herself real. 2.4% of implants fail in the first 3 years, so what's this girl gonna do when she has to have them removed and her boobs are nothing but sunken in scars.. Stupid choice in my opinion. I wouldn't necessarily be "proud" to be fake. And yes I think it was for attention. It is "Teen Mom", so MTV should have made it so they can only spend their money on LIVING and their children, not surgery. Jenelle could have had a good start getting jace back with that money, but says she wants to "try and get him back before he realizes what's going on".. yeah good plan, enjoy going to jail while you can and make your child wait. Stupid girl.