What do you do if you're 20 years old, have been in and out of jail, have made terrible choices in your personal life, have received a chunk of change from MTV, and have a toddler at home? Forget paying for counseling, or putting money away for your child's education, or paying for your own schooling, you get breast implants, of course! Jenelle Evans of Teen Mom fame was spotted with that time-suck of a boyfriend, Kieffer, walking into a Wilmington, N.C. facility where she was getting her boobs done.
Lest you missed a moment of the action, Jenelle took to Facebook after her plastic surgery, saying she just got her "boobies finished :)" and went on to complain that recovering from implants is more painful than recovering from birth.
I guess Jenelle wants to keep us a breast of her situation because she's really excited that she's now a full C cup. She wants us to know that they're fake, and they're spectacular. I know I speak for everyone when I say that we're all over the moon that Jenelle will now look "better" in a bikini and that she'll be able to look "sexier" in her Aeropostale tank tops.
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I hate to see the young Teen Moms go under the knife for elective plastic surgery -- Farrah Abraham and Maci Bookout also increased their bust sizes. I know they're getting fatty checks from MTV, but it should be in their contract somewhere that they can't get plastic surgery. They're too young! They need more time to grow up and realize that 500 ccs isn't going to make you more confident in the long run. It's a temporary and superficial fix.
They also need more time to realize that money isn't always going to rain in like it's doing now. Soon they're going to be 25 and "washed up" by reality TV standards ... and then what? They'll have huge boobs, a kid or two, and an empty bank account.
Aaaanyway, the point is that Jenelle's got big, fake breasts and she's thrilled. Hooray.
What do you think about some of the Teen Moms' decisions to get breast implants?
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