Kate Upton & Courtney Stodden Want to Make Easter a Sexy Holiday (VIDEO)

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So, wait, when did Easter become a sexy holiday? I mean, I knew New Year's, Halloween, and Valentine's Day were traditionally associated with all things vampy and breast-y, but Easter, too? When, and how, did this happen? I feel so out of touch. So prudish. I wore jeggings and a black shirt yesterday.

Okay, to be fair, Easter hasn't gone balls-to-the-wall sexy just yet. You can still spot a decent amount of "conservatively dressed" folk out and about on the holiday. But of course, it's only a matter of time before that changes and bra/panty/bunny ears combos are all the rage. And we have sex pots Kate Upton and Courtney Stodden to thank for that. Hold on to your cottontails, folks!

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So, first, we have this video of Sports Illustrated cover girl, Kate Upton, as "Peter Cottontail" for Love magazine. Check it out. But be prepared to never think of the Easter Bunny the same.

A little inappropriate for the holiday, but kind of cute, right?

Well, then we have Courtney Stodden. Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. You really cannot be outdone, can you? Instead of hopping around a sound stage in a cheeky, nudge-nudge-wink-wink Marilyn Monroe kind of way, Stodden just opted for a tasteful bra and lucite heels in the woods kind of thing.

Look, I'm all for showing a little skin now and again -- especially during certain holidays. But, I don't know, I'm just not feeling the whole sexy Easter thing. Doesn't seem to go. Maybe 'cause the holiday has to do with Jesus Christ being resurrected or something, I really can't put my finger on it. Either way, I hope it doesn't become a "thing." Very few people look sexy in bunny ears. And nobody looks sexy in lucite heels.

What do you think of Easter becoming a sexy holiday?


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