Jennifer Aniston's Monthly Beauty Bill Is HOW MUCH?

Jennifer AnistonJennifer Aniston is the beauty envy of millions of women across the world. Despite being 43, the actress has a dewiness and glow to her skin that seems to (naturally) only occur in 23-year-olds. And then there's her hair. It's shiny and healthy and always perfectly "sun-kissed." Oh, and her body, too. Yeah, it's incredibly toned and all around amazing (those arms!). And let's not forget about her teeth, and her nails, and everything in between. In short, woman looks gooood.

But, obviously, all of this comes at a price. A steep price, actually. The Daily Mail just broke down the actress' monthly beauty bill, and ohmahgah, is it expensive! It takes a lot of work -- a boatloads of cash -- to make Jennifer Aniston look natural.

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The rough sum they came up with is $8,000. A month. Eight-thousand dollars a month! That's almost a year's worth of rent for me! That's four 10-day trips to France! That's ... insane(ly awesome). No wonder she looks as good as she does -- we all would look like Jen if we had her money. Here's the breakdown:

  • Euoko neck cream made with crystals from the planet Mars, $450
  • Tracie Martyn Spa Red Carpet Facials, $50.
  • Tracie Martyn goodie bag of products, $390
  • Mila Moursi Rejuvinating Serum, $350
  • Neutrogena Facial Cleansing Bar, $2.50
  • Dr. Hauschka Rose Day Cream, $40
  • Private yoga sessions with Mandy Ingber, $$3,500
  • Dietitian Carrie Watt's delivery service, $2,700

No, the Mars crystals thing isn't a joke. I just looked it up. And yes, I'm just as shocked as you are, and yes!, I have questions, too. (Who shoots off and actually gets the crystals? Does NASA really work for Jennifer Aniston?) And, remember peeps, this list is rough. Nowhere in here does it mention hair appointments or those crazy facial peels she has an affinity for. I bet in actuality, her monthly bill is closer to $10 grand.

Does all of this crap seem a little excessive? Of course. Would I do it if I had Jen's money? Of course. Why not? This isn't a tiny dent in our girl's bank account. But, I will say: Hot damn, does all this seem exhausting. Maybe she should add "massage" to the list.

Would you do all this if you had the money?

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nonmember avatar Celeste

Wow, to all the women saying that Jen is not good looking, and that these expenses are a waste, I'd LOVE to see what you look like. I'd bet a million bucks that you don't hold a candle to Jen. You're such haters!

2Swee... 2SweetMayGirls

She's so beautiful... and looks perfect for age 43!!! That's amazing, who cares how she gets it accomplished it's how she looks and I think she's hot!!! As for me, i'd have to be a highly paid star myself to go through all that... but I'm only 27 so I'm still "young" too.


 

amy7243 amy7243

I guess if you have the money go for it.

nonmember avatar Gerry

Who cares what she spends on her monthly beauty treatments/supplies...worry about yourself and leave other people do as they will. She earns the money, so, it's no one's business!

Gayle Kirby

Ridiculous! Most of us looked fab at 43 anyway so why not do something useful besides your vanity. After she has the baby, it will all change I suspect.

Rhaps... RhapsodyG

LOL at the $2.50 Neutrogena Beauty Bar. Maybe that's something I should look into, since it's cheaper than my $8 Aveeno face scrub. Will it not benefit me if I don't also have the $450 Mars dust?

MomLi... MomLily67

And I thought I was spending so much by using Bare minerals and  Avon facial creams. HA! hubby should be thankful.

Michelle Lelekis Glass

I love beauty treatments as much as the next girl, But Jennifer seems to be leading  down a slippery slope when all her self worth is on her out appearance ALA DEMI MOORE~! maybe she should work on her inner beauty? maybe working on her spirituality would ground her?? there is a reason she is not holding on to a man? and it has nothing to do with a tight hard body or pretty face??? maybe men are not as shallow as we think?? Yes a pretty face catches a guy but what have you got to keep him???

reche... reche1978

i would plus massages mani/pedi's for me and my sister and mom

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