Ali Lohan Needs to Stop Copying Big Sis Lindsay

ali lohan lindsay lohanSometimes I wonder what it would be like to have Lindsay Lohan as an older sister. Besides the fact that it would be especially odd to share a first name with your big sis, what would it be like? Would I want to be like her? Would I shun her and change my last name? Would I burn her wigs in the night because I lacked the communication skills and the bravery to tell her how horrible they are? Fortunately, I will never know what it's like to be related to Lindsay, but poor Ali Lohan knows all too well. And I'm afraid to report that it looks like she's following in her sister's less-than-perfect footsteps.

Ali and Lindsay were spotted at an airport yesterday, and good god, Ali's face is starting to look just as messed with as Lindsay's.


Those Lohans and their cheekbones, I swear, they're obsessed. Personally, I believe that Ali and Lindsay both got a little help in that department from Dr. Plastic Surgery. Same with the lips. And possibly the eyes. And definitely the forehead. These women (well, girls?) are in their late teens and early 20s and already they're more addicted to the fillers and the implants than Melissa Rivers.

And Ali's new haircut isn't helping things. It just draws attention to her seemingly unnatural facial features and its enhanced edges. She looks so ... stark. And I don't think that's necessarily a good thing when you're 18 years old.

I just, sigh, I know we've already talked about how weird Lindsay's starting to look, but man, it's a sad day when you see that her younger sister has caught the plastic surgery bug, too.



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