Adrienne Bailon’s X-Rated Wardrobe Malfunction Is the Dirtiest You’ll See

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adrienne bailonI don't know, I guess I'm a prude, but whenever I wear a sheer dress, I always throw something on underneath just to be safe. Even a pair of thong underwear. Anything to not have it all hanging out, you know what I'm saying? That's just old, stuffy me, though. Adrienne Bailon, former Cheetah Girl and ex-girlfriend of Rob Kardashian, however, is much more of a free-spirit. In fact, she sees no need to wear anything but a fresh bikini wax underneath her completely and totally sheer dress while she's working the red carpet.

Oh, I'm 100 percent serious.

Over the weekend, Adrienne attended the Escape to Total Rewards function in New York, and while she was posing for the photogs, oopsie, her dress broke. See, what she was supposed to be wearing was a cream-colored poofy thing, but the cream-colored poofyness, somehow, fell down, leaving her to stand there in nothing but a black sheer dress and a smile.

First of all, I really don't know how Adrienne didn't realize this was happening in the moment. Didn't she feel a breeze? Didn't she feel exposed at all? (And why didn't somebody come to her rescue?) Second of all, for the love of all that is holy, ladies, wear underwear! Is it really that much of a pain in the ass? Are you really that forgetful? And do you not know about the bevy of seamless, lineless, "barely there" undergarments that are on the market?

Nobody wants to see your business -- okay, fine, some people do want to see your business. But seriously, it's tacky, and unfortunately, the vag-slip is kind of played-out. So head on over to La Perla, or wherever it is that you fancy, and pick yourself up a pair of underwear. Really, it's not that hard to do. And your ladyparts will thank you.

Do you think this wardrobe malfunction was planned or an accident?

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Ms.Pu... Ms.PuNkrOckStar

Planned. What has she done since dating Rob?

nonmember avatar Gwen

Planned... she had a few nude photos "leak" out a couple years back, too. It's her signature career move.

Karmi... KarmicChild

Oh my.  I do not even know who this woman is, but...oh my.  That dress look ridiculous too.  It looks as though the black part is a slip or body slimmer, and the gold part is a halter dress that she just hung over her neck and so the rest of it is just swinging in front of her.  Seriously, when I saw the heading and picture, I assumed that the wardrobe malfunction was that she somehow forgot to finish getting into a gold dress. lol

Torra... TorranceMom

What a beautiful face she has. Too bad she felt the need to pull a stunt like this.

CPN322 CPN322

^^agreed. And she has a really pretty voice.

rough... roughface22

what an ugly dress. had to be planned, who wears something like that?

Susie19 Susie19

Planned and stupid!  What a great role model for her younger fans, yay! 

the4m... the4mutts

Idk if it was planned or not.

But I wanted to comment on your "please wear panties" rant.

Seriously? I think panties are STUPID. Especially since lycra ones were invented. Holds in moisture, causes friction, and increases yeast infections.

Healthier to go commando.

jonellg jonellg

Everytime something like this happens I assume it was planned. I refuse to beleive anyone is that stupid.

tuffy... tuffymama

Cheetah Girl who dated the Kardashian with a penis. *snort*



And um, I always wear underwear and I've not had a yeast infection down there ever IN MY LIFE.

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