J. Lo & Her Nipple Top Oscars Worst Dressed List

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j loThe biggest controversy at last night's Oscars was not the Sacha Baron Cohen Ryan Seacrest ash dumping, nor was it the fact that Angelina Jolie's leg had a mind of its own and kept wandering out of her dress like a charmed snake, it was J. Lo's nipple. Come on. You saw it, I saw, it the Twitterverse saw it, I mean anyone with half an eye and some basic human anatomy knowledge noticed Jennifer Lopez's wardrobe malfunction.

Some say that it was a shadow, that we weren't really seeing areola, but I disagree. I think we were looking at a sliver of J. Lo's silver dollars. It wasn't bad, per se, but like, come on. What was that dress. As much as I love the J. Lo, she tops the worst dressed list.

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It's like she regressed back to the early 2000s when she was all about showing off her incredible assets any chance she got, like in that green Versace dress at the Grammys.

This Zuhair Murad dress is a devolution of her style and the fact that we may or may not have seen her nipple on the red carpet is just kind of sad. She's too good for that. And I'm not the only one who wasn't a fan or J. Lo's look -- E! host Kelly Osborne quipped that Jen looked like she was ready to host the Latin Grammys.

Our poor Jennifer was in good company with other stars who missed the mark last night. Penelope Cruz, one of the hottest women ever, looked downright matronly in her Armani Prive gown. Comedienne Anna Farris looked like she was wearing a wet garbage bag, and Natalie Portman's polka dots were not doing it for me. Also: not loving Missi Pyle's under-the-sea-themed dress.

Watch a compilation of the red carpet risks and sound off about who you think was worst dressed:

 

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reiki... reikiharmony

That was no dress. That was a shower curtain that Freddy Kreugger got a hold of. Barf.

Mama2... Mama2MonkeyBoys

I don't see the issue. I mean, it's perfectly natural. If you don't like it, just look away. People need to stop sexualizing breasts. Sheesh. I mean....it's totally ok to show your nipples when you're about to feed a baby, why is this any different?

*sarcasm*

cocob... cocobeannns

I usually love what she wears. She's so beautiful, she could make almost anything look good. But, I have to agree with the majority on this dress. Not her best look. But, I think Kelly O. needs to put a sock in it. She looked hideous. Even in that dress, J-Lo still looks better than she did.

cocob... cocobeannns

And I didn't see a nipple.

Melis... Melissa042807

I loved Penelope Cruz and Natalie Portman's dresses. But that's just me. 

Stacey. Stacey.

I like this dress, but I think Kelly O got it right, def more appropriate for the Grammys. I think J Lo looks Amazing for 40 something.


And that was most def. a nipple while she was presenting.

elfis... elfishpirat

I think you need an anatomy lesson. What we are seeing is areola. The nipple is still completely covered.

And FFS, get over it. It's not a big deal!

Snark... Snarkymom

I liked the dress!

Faith Pinto

You are totally crazy.  Penelop Cruz's dress was breathtaking!!!!  I adored it, especially paired with her hair.  Just because you have a hot body doesn't mean you have to dress in revealing clothing all the time. 

Super... Superabound

THERE WAS NO NIPPLE! Is everyone but me insane?? Theres nothing there! You can watch the footage! NO NIPPLE

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