Amanda Seyfried & Madonna Are Now Officially the Same Person

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Question. What happens when a 26-year-old beauty starts morphing into a 53-year-old woman? Does her voice start to get a little crackly? Do her hands get all veiny? Does she start complaining about hot flashes and minor incontinence? Because frankly, I'm starting to worry about what Amanda Seyfried must be going through. In a matter of weeks, the In Time star has turned into Madonna. She's aged about 30 years and may or may not have completed a metamorphosis only Franz Kafka could be proud of.

If Amanda doesn't make some stylistically improved choices over the next few months, I'll be forced to believe that Amanda is the clone Madonna commissioned and grew in a test tube in her basement. It probably went something like this: When Amanda matured enough, Madonna must have released her from her vertical, body-sized Vaseline container and thrown her onto the cold, concrete floor, nudging her now and again with her boot to make sure she was alive. Amanda must've felt like she'd suddenly been awoken from what she thought was a troubled dream, and found herself changed into some monstrous kind of vermin.

Over the years, everyone would start to wonder if Madonna had done the impossible ... and reversed the aging process. She would appear to be in her late 20s again and no one would know, or care, what ever happened to that girl who made out with Channing Tatum in Dear John. We'd just gawk at the new and improved Material Girl and day-dream about commissioning a younger clone of our own.

What I'm saying is that Amanda is Madonna. Madonna is Amanda. Finkle and Einhorn. Finkle and Einhorn. So whatever is happening to Amanda, it needs to stop. Stop at once.

Do you think they look the same?

 

Photos via Splash News, Scott Helleran/Getty

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cocob... cocobeannns

Huh? No, I don't think they look alike at all. Madonna's has had one too many plastic surgery procedures. I just saw Amanda on Ellen yesterday, and I thought she looked very pretty - not like she has aged 30 years.

GirlN... GirlNamedBillie

Uh no. Just because Madonna injected all of that fat into her face recently does not mean she looks better than a 26yr old.

HunniRae HunniRae

Such a strange article..

Mrs.C... Mrs.Crain

It's a pretty close match!

Jenny... JennyG0929

The only similarities are the hair... writer's block this morning?

Boobo... Boobookittt74

I think they look slightly similar in THAT photo but not usually no they don't look alike Amanda is very young and pretty and Madonna looks like an old Hag that's had too much plastic surgery now

Doomy234 Doomy234

Um... No?

Valda... ValdaThomas

Compare their hands. You'll see why Mads wears those fingerless gloves. Kudos to the Material Girl for her age-defying figure thanks to her diet and yoga practice!

BPayne09 BPayne09

WTH? Scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to write about I see.

NBean311 NBean311

You find 1 picture where they look similar and they are the same person? Amanda is attractive and talented, Madonna is putting out songs that sound like they were written by a 7th grader and clinging to her youth with the help of every chemical and surgical procedure on the market. I loved the material girl in her day, but Amanda's time is now. Don't disregard her incredible talent.

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