Readers of this blog know very well that I'm completely opposed to pregnant celebrities wearing extremely high platform heels. (Jessica Simpson, I'm looking at you!)

So when it came time to take some dares, I decided I was morally obligated to put this one to the test.

I shouldn't have been at all surprised that this would be a true DARE GONE WRONG!! It is also one of my most embarrassing moments of all time -- and that's saying a lot!

Check out the video -- after the jump!

I have to admit, I'd had high hopes for this particular dare -- but when I put that fake belly on, my hopes were dashed to bits.

It. Looked. HORRIBLE. And there's nothing -- and I mean NOTHING -- more embarrassing than trying to fake a pregnancy with a dented belly.

If you've been thinking of wearing a misshapen, clothing-stuffed fake belly in YOUR hometown, well, I'd advise against it.

This was truly one of those moments when I hit rock bottom as a dare-taker. Yet I hope that my experience resonates with pregnant women everywhere. Let this be a lesson to you, ladies ... save the six-inch platform heels for the strip club!

And if you're faking your pregnancy and looking for a reliable fake belly, for heaven's sake: SPEND UP!!

What do you think of this DARE GONE WRONG?