I have big news, you guys. You know what I just found out? Kim Kardashian and Sofia Vergara are both really sexy. I know, it's crazy! The only reason I was made aware of this info is because the two celebs were recently photographed, respectively, wearing skin-tight -- like, painted-on tight -- outfits. Kim donned a light gray, metallic-y-looking mini-dress; and Sofia stepped out wearing black leather pants and a black tank top. Phew, it's a good thing I caught these shots, otherwise I would have just gone on thinking they were two frumpy, haggard old trolls with nary an admirer in sight.
I kid. Obvi. You'd have to be blind and deaf (Sofia's accent) to not know that these women are hot. And I don't just mean, wow-that's-a-really-lovely-woman hot; I mean, holy-Lord-that-woman-is-smokin' hot.
So, why are they both always in ultra-tight, super-short, low-cut clothes? It's, like, we get it, ladies; you're sexy.
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As corny and cliche and belabored as this may sound, I am a big believer in the less-is-more theory. At least sometimes. Men may beg to differ, but we don't always need to see these women -- and super-curvy, sexy ladies in general -- in catsuit-like clothing. How about a little mystique once in a while? Why not throw on a pair of tight jeans and a loose-fitting t-shirt occasionally? I promise you, no one will forget you're sexy.
Dressing down once in a while would also make the dressing up (dressing tight) a little more, I dunno, special. I think people would look forward to seeing women like this in sexy get-ups if every so often they were seen in clothes that were a little more subdued. It would be more exciting, as opposed to insanely predictable.
Whaddya say, ladies? Are you willing to give this a whirl? Are you willing to take part in a make-under, if you will? Wear something loose and flowy for a change? Maybe throw your hair in a pony? You're not? Okay. That's cool. I guess whatever you've got going on is working for you.
Would you like to see either of these ladies in a more casual look once in a while?
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:-) nice comparing again
If I had that body I would show it off all the time too
Sophias accent and Kims baby voice is like nails on chalkboard to me. =/
Both of them seem desperate for sexual attention. sophia always brags how she was discovered wearing only a g string and is always referring to her rack every chance she gets. Kim is Kim so no need to go there. Its sad how the prettiest girls are ususally the most insecure and constantly need reassured.
I wish my body looked that good too lol.
Kim looks like a fish... Granted, I'm a bit more pasty and rotund, but I think if clothes fit, they look good. Modesty is pretty! I loved this nightgown that looked like a T-shirt, simply lengthened to end at the knees. The writing on it said, "This IS my sexy lingerie!"
I couldn't even see the dress, I was too distracted by the Oompa Loompa "tan". Orange isn't sexy, I don't care what you wear over it if your skin looks like you rolled in sweet potato baby food.
And they do wear pony tails and flowy clothes......