The ad wizards over at Completely Bare, a waxing spa chain owned by former Real Housewives of New York star Cindy Barshop, have outdone themselves. The latest trend on their list of services is ... and here comes a phrase I never thought I'd write ... an enhancement of the vagina with fox fur. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we've put a man on the moon and now we're putting fox fur on our hoohas. What can I say? The future is here.
These merkins, if you will, don't come cheap. At $225 a pop, you've got to be willing to fork over some serious cash if you want your kaslopis looking like it was just caught in a trap in the woods and is being pursued by beagles, basset hounds, and men on horses.
Photos of the merkins after the jump.
What. Fox fur vagina wigs not your thing? You could always go for the more festive feather option. The "Carnivale Bikini" adheres neon feathers to your spasm chasm for only $195. You'll be able to walk around town knowing that your hot pocket is staying nice and warm in its Big Bird costume. It's a real dream come true, isn't it.
It probably goes without saying, but PETA is pretty pissed about this whole thing. I've never been one to side with the fanatical group, but I don't know, I have to agree with them here. This whole sticking-fur-and-feathers-to-your-taco thing just seems weird. I'm not offended by it, per se, but I'm not exactly thrilled by the idea, either. I suppose I just don't get it. I mean, WHO WANTS THIS?
Foxy BikiniIf, perchance, you are the type of discerning lady who will pay hundreds of dollars to dress up her happy hole with animal fur and/or feathers usually relegated to the fourth grade arts and crafts bin, then by all means, merk it up. You get yourself something pretty down there and you do you.
Carnivale BikiniI just, I can't. Sparkles, shaved patterns, tanned in designs, and glitter were one thing, but I gotta draw the line somewhere. And that line is the "Foxy Bikini." No can do.
So ... what do you think? Crazy or kind of cool?
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