Drop-Crotch Skinny Jeans? OH YES.

OAKWhen I was sent a link to these drop-crotch skinny jeans, I was sure it had to be some kind of joke.

I was wrong.

These saggy/skinny blue jeans are the real deal -- and you won't believe how much they cost!

OAK is selling these "stylish" designer jeans for $158.

OAKYes, ladies, you too can look just as "edgy" and "fashionable" as this model, for the low, low price of $158!


OAKWhat? You're still reading? WHY HAVEN'T YOU PLACED YOUR ORDER YET? I have a feeling these jeans are going to be a sell-out!

If you're still on the fence about purchasing a pair, maybe these facts will change your mind.

  • Skinny jeans can be annoying, because they're so tight that you can't fit much more than a driver's license and a folded-up 20 in your back pocket. With drop-crotch skinny jeans, though, you can carry all KINDS of things inside your pants -- from a bunch of bananas to your college textbooks!
  • Got gas? No problem! These drop crotch skinny jeans effectively trap up to three cubic feet of smelly air!
  • Sometimes, your butt just grows, and there's no explanation for it. Buy these drop-crotch skinny jeans and you won't have to worry about any unexpected junk in your trunk.
  • Let's be honest. You can't wear your drop-crotch jodhpurs every day.

FarfetchSometimes, these babies have GOTTA be washed -- and on those days, you can wear your drop-crotch skinny jeans!

Drop-crotch skinny jeans. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!


Image via OAK

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GoonS... GoonSquadSarah



Screw this. I'm going back to sweatpants.

dez0717 dez0717

I agree. Those pants are  hideous.

Melis... Melissa042807

I still maintain that the fashion gods and goddesses of the world gather once a year in a secret location and say "Now what can we do this year to make the general population look utterly ridiculous while we laugh at them?"

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Stacey. Stacey.

So now not only are women supposed to have the body of a 13 year old boy, we are also supposed to look like we have schlongs? I really never would have believed a faux-bulge would be the "in" look.

hotic... hoticedcoffee

I dunno - if I was the kind of person prone to stealing roasts from the supermarket, those might be the pants to wear.

That said - I freaking LOVE the models shoes.  LOVE!!!!

mamam... mamamia23493

You could go boom boom on yourself & no one would know! Those pants are YUCK!

Keya25 Keya25

thats pretty much the worst thing i have seen...YET! i know you will find something to top this. sadly.

tinyp... tinypossum

There's a fashion designer who'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

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