Drop-Crotch Skinny Jeans? OH YES.

OAKWhen I was sent a link to these drop-crotch skinny jeans, I was sure it had to be some kind of joke.

I was wrong.

These saggy/skinny blue jeans are the real deal -- and you won't believe how much they cost!

OAK is selling these "stylish" designer jeans for $158.

OAKYes, ladies, you too can look just as "edgy" and "fashionable" as this model, for the low, low price of $158!

 

OAKWhat? You're still reading? WHY HAVEN'T YOU PLACED YOUR ORDER YET? I have a feeling these jeans are going to be a sell-out!

If you're still on the fence about purchasing a pair, maybe these facts will change your mind.

  • Skinny jeans can be annoying, because they're so tight that you can't fit much more than a driver's license and a folded-up 20 in your back pocket. With drop-crotch skinny jeans, though, you can carry all KINDS of things inside your pants -- from a bunch of bananas to your college textbooks!
  • Got gas? No problem! These drop crotch skinny jeans effectively trap up to three cubic feet of smelly air!
  • Sometimes, your butt just grows, and there's no explanation for it. Buy these drop-crotch skinny jeans and you won't have to worry about any unexpected junk in your trunk.
  • Let's be honest. You can't wear your drop-crotch jodhpurs every day.

FarfetchSometimes, these babies have GOTTA be washed -- and on those days, you can wear your drop-crotch skinny jeans!

Drop-crotch skinny jeans. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!

 

Image via OAK

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GoonS... GoonSquadSarah

Why? WHY? WHY? WHY?


 


Screw this. I'm going back to sweatpants.

dez0717 dez0717

I agree. Those pants are  hideous.

Melis... Melissa042807

I still maintain that the fashion gods and goddesses of the world gather once a year in a secret location and say "Now what can we do this year to make the general population look utterly ridiculous while we laugh at them?"

sodapple sodapple

Hideous!

Stacey. Stacey.

So now not only are women supposed to have the body of a 13 year old boy, we are also supposed to look like we have schlongs? I really never would have believed a faux-bulge would be the "in" look.

hotic... hoticedcoffee

I dunno - if I was the kind of person prone to stealing roasts from the supermarket, those might be the pants to wear.


That said - I freaking LOVE the models shoes.  LOVE!!!!

mamam... mamamia23493

You could go boom boom on yourself & no one would know! Those pants are YUCK!

Keya25 Keya25

thats pretty much the worst thing i have seen...YET! i know you will find something to top this. sadly.

tinyp... tinypossum

There's a fashion designer who'll be laughing all the way to the bank.

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