Steven Tyler Is Starting to Look Like a Pouty Tween Girl

steven tylerHis seat as a judge on American Idol might be affecting him too much because 63-year-old Steven Tyler is starting to look like a tween girl. Just look at him. If I'm being generous, I'll say that he looks like tween girl going through a rocker phase, or a tom boy phase, but a tween girl nonetheless.

His stringy, highlighted hair with the feather extensions, his bony figure that looks like he hasn't quite gotten used to, his effeminate gait, his pout, his arm full of bracelets, his neck full of beads, his sandals, his bedazzled cargo pants, his rings, and his Ray-Bans do nothing for him but evoke the image of a 12-year-old mall rat who eats Sour Patch Kids with her mouth open and sneaks into R-rated movies.

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Steven Tyler's looking washed up while on vacation in Hawaii and hardly anyone knows what to do about it. Where's Simon Cowell when you need him? He'd cut Steven down to size so fast, Steve would be wearing a tight black shirts and tailored pants in no time. It wouldn't be ideal, but at least it'd be an improvement.

I sympathize with the old guy, I do, because it's much harder as a man to find cool beach attire than a woman. We women get all these awesome bikinis, wraps, cover ups, etc., and men get squat. Even still, I don't think that's an excuse to dress like Miley Cyrus the morning after a bender at LMFAO's party house.

Steven's a cool guy who's always thought outside of the box when it comes to fashion, but let's hope 2012 doesn't prove to be the year where he epitomizes the tween girl style trends. I'll allow him the stringy hair, heck, he can keep those feathers, but everything else must go. Everything.

What do you think of Steven's look?

 

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