Vanessa Hudgens is a mess. The actress and her boyfriend Austin Butler went to Miami over the weekend to soak up some sun and some super awkward tan lines. Vanessa, always trying to look like a Garbage Pail Kid, wore overalls over a crocheted bikini while hanging out poolside. Because overalls really say I'm ready to catch some rays and go for a swim, don't they? No, didn't think so.
Vanessa topped more than one of 2011's worst dressed lists and it looks like she's got a jump on the competition for the same title in 2012 with this disaster of an "ensemble."
As my grandmother would say, it's a shame, because she's such a pretty girl.
Vanessa may be trying to distance herself from her Disney and High School Musical image (weren't those naked pics enough, though?), but just looking plain old bizarre is not going to help anything. Can we just think about for a second how impractical overalls are at a pool?
You sit on one chair, boom: Wet mark on your ass. You get a weird tan lines. You're super hot, as in your body temperature gets dangerously high. Your swamp ass is so itchy that you have to scratch it on the nearest palm tree trunk. You get thrown in the pool and you sink to the bottom because your outfit is so heavy. Basically, overalls are not only a fashion hazard, but a drowning hazard. Very dangerous on so many levels.
It's so confusing because Vanessa's a knock-out yet refuses to dress like anything other than a homeless house fire victim. I suppose it's good for her that she's staying true to herself and her (non) sense of style, but you've gotta draw the line somewhere. One weird/gross outfit and you're called "risky" ... a series of them and you're called "crazy." Unfortunately, it seems Vanessa crossed that line many moons ago and is now, officially, stylistically challenged.
What do you think of Vanessa's overall and pool combination?
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