Here's a Holiday Perk-Me-Up: The 'My Beautiful Breasts Kit'

Beauty & Style 3

My Beautiful BreastsI've always wondered why there aren't more makeup products devoted to the decolletage.

After all, if you're showing off your ... assets ... it's a guarantee that all eyes will be on them. So why not make sure they're flawless?

Well, the My Beautiful Breasts Kit appears to have taken my thoughts to the next level.

This $69 kit promises to give you an instant breast lift, as well as the 'illusion' of larger or smaller breasts.

How, you ask?

I'll tell you ...

The My Beautiful Breasts Kit includes the following:

There's a Library of Secrets Manual, which shares secrets once known only to celebrity makeup artists! SQUEE!

Waterproof and Sweatproof Bust Shadows and Highlighters: Take your made-up breasts to the pool and the gym!

My Firm and Beautiful Breasts Primer: Ingredients include "Collagen, Caffeine, and Green Tea Extract" to keep your boobs looking perky and AWAKE!

Setting Spray: It keeps everything in place!

Bust Stain -- Semi-Permanent: This stain will last three to five days -- perfect for an extended booty call!

Mini Buffing Brush: What? You don't buff your breasts? Girl, you've been missing out!

Dual-Sided Body Contouring and Highlighting Brush: Be sure and leave it out so that when your man picks it up, you can casually say, "Oh, that's just my Beautiful Breasts Brush."

I have to say this is the ULTIMATE product for the woman with too much time on her hands.

What do you think?

 

Image via It Cosmetics

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Marsh... MarshaCWP

Ummm, I don't show my breasts in public, and my husband prefers them in their natural state.

Samal... Samallama

I can't tell if you honestly think this is great or if you're just making fun of it. 


I personally think it's a bit...much. lol. 

elasmimi elasmimi

This is a joke, right???

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