Miley Cyrus Bares Truth About Her Boobs, Y’all
Hey everybody! Miley Cyrus has a message. She'd like you to know that her boobs are real. That's right. She won't tolerate no hootenanny nonsense about her tatas being fake. No sirree. Once she read the rumors after her, um, burgeoning appearance on the CNN Heroes red carpet last night that she'd had breast implants, Miley took to Twitter to quickly quell the, um, swelling accusations. Ms. Miley wants you to understand that her knockers are real, and they're spectacular.
And I quote:
"Thank you for the compliment but these babies are all mine. I wish they'd realize you don't have to be fake to be beautiful!" And then she added: "I'M 19!!! BOOBS GROW PEOPLE!"
That's right, Miley. You tell 'em girl. I have zero clue if her bazooms are real or fake, and I couldn't care less either way, but I'm proud of her for not being all cagey about it. Some sites have gotten plastic surgeons to say that they can see the implants, that her boobs are totes fake, but Miley's standing up, shouting from the world's highest rooftop (aka Twitter) that her fun bags are the real deal. More power to her for facing the issue head on.
The most exciting part about Miley Boob Gate 2011 is the SNL skit that's sure to come out of this. Speculation about any famous 19-year-old's breasts is fantastic fodder for all sketch comedy groups and I have faith that the SNL crew won't let us down. Somewhere, Vanessa Bayer and Seth Meyers are blowing up balloons in preparation.
The only thing I'm dreading is if/when Billy Ray weighs in on Miley's cyruses. It was just weird when Joe Simpson dished about Jessica's double Ds, so yeah. Don't wanna go back down that road.
What do you think about Miley's "controversy"?
Photo via Frederick M. Brown/Getty
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smtxcowgirl
I've had women accuse me of having implants. Nope, mine are real, thanks. Envy is an ugly thing.
mom2monsterboys
redhandedjyll
I was a B cup until i was about 22. Then almost as if overnight, I was a D. so yeah. they grow. and they are ever changing.
and I agree with cowgirl. envy is an ugly thing
MakenzieG
I run the blog on RealSelf.com, and we constantly cover celeb surgeries. I've seen tons of before and after breast implant photos and all I can say is -- if those are fake boobs, I'd like the name of her surgeon!
beyond.eden22
Yeah, boobs grow.
I was a B for a long while, and when I got pregnant, and after giving birth, and just getting older in general, they grew three sizes. It happens.
asalisbury
Why do we care about Miley's boobs?
jessicasmom1
haha I have people give me a stare down .. and mine are all mine
SaphiraJFire
I have big big boobs I wore a b cup at age 10, boy did they grow bigger lol DH loves em! haha.
I Really don't care either way but A year ago all her pics I googled her covering her boobs with her hate and seeming to not want people to look at her chest like she was ashamed they were to small. Now the is hanging them out wanting people to look at them and seeming to love the boob talk lol. What ever she did have done weather it was a boob job or just a huge dose of self confidence, she is happy.
She is also more confident with her own body so its a good thing. Boob job or not she seems a lot more confident and that is a good thing.
BE happy with your body. If you really need surgery to be happy then it is what is right for you.